Masterlist

Jan. 9th, 2020 05:16 pm
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Warning: Masterlist still very much a work in progress. Reading through, editing, and reacquainting myself with everything first.

I am: [personal profile] order_of_chaos on dreamwidth, [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos on livejournal, [archiveofourown.org profile] order_of_chaos on the AO3, Chaosbeatie on fanfiction.net (last updated six years ago), and Cathcat on Deviant Art.


I have written: )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Giving Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Neville/Deathly Hallows Epilogue Spoiler )

He gives the professor love... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Against the Wig icon by black_claw)
Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Inbreeding
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Character: Draco Malfoy
Summary: The consequences of inbreeding.  It might, if you think about it too hard, be considered disturbing.

Inbreeding
Read more... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
I have just thought of the most perfect ending to the Harry Potter series.


It's not over, until...

Voldemort fell to the ground with a thud, Harry's bolt of green lightning through his chest. The sun peered sheepishly out from behind the clouds, almost as if relieved to find the world still in one piece. And in the portrait guarding the Gryfindor commonroom, the Fat Lady opened her mouth and began to sing.
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: DADA - APDT
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Summary: A breif account of 7th year DADA, as taken by Professor Weasley.

89. Defence Against the Dark Arts - Advanced Poison Detection Training
Read more... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)



The Late Harry Potter

"You can't be dead Harry," Hermione informed him, abstractedly flipping through yet another heavy tome. "The prophecy states quite clearly that only You-Know-Who can kill you."

And suddenly, Harry had had enough. It was bad enough being dead. It was bad enough that his beautiful emerald eyes had turned silver, that Draco Malfoy had dubbed him the Late Harry Potter, and that Snape was taking points from Gryffindor for said lateness at every opportunity. He didn't need his friends to be in denial about it on top of that. "So what is this, then?" he snapped, "corporeally challenged? There isn't a cure for this Hermione. I'm dead. D E A D, dead."

With an angry gust of spontaneous poltergeistic activity, he slammed the book shut and stormed out of the library.


By Order of Chaos
A Sequel to:
The boy who -
...er, well - it’s like this...

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Because someone (I forget who) said it should be framed...




The boy who -
...er, well - it’s like this...


Some time in the middle of sixth year, Harry tripped on one of the moving staircases. The fall broke his neck, killing him instantly.

Harry scrambled to his feet and looked down at his body with dismay. Um. He ran his hand through his traditionally messy hair, noting that both hair and hand were now silver, and transparent. This is so embarrassing.

It was fortunate that he was dead, because he would never have lived this one down.


By: Order of Chaos

Continued in: The Late Harry Potter.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Does anyone know a good place for posting Harry Potter drabbles?  This one, for example? 

Title: Reminders
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Characters: Wormtail, Voldemort.
Rating: Either G or PG. (It does contain torture, after all.)
Disclaimer: Not mine.  JK's.

***

“That will be all.”  His master's voice was cold, dismissive.
“Er... Master?” Pettigrew stuttered timidly, “you forgot...”
“What?” Voldemort answered abstractedly.  “Oh yes, thank you for reminding me.  Crucio.”
Wormtail fell to the ground screaming in agony.
“Better?” the Dark Lord inquired.
“Yes Master.”  Wormtail bowed deeply and scuttled away.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Dursleys' Demise
Characters: Snape, Dumbledore, Harry, Dursleys
Rating: R (for character death, just in case.)
Summary: Snape meets the Dursleys, kills them, and Harry is delighted and loves him forever. Fun, albeit somewhat sociopathic, crack.
AN: Snape-meets-Dursleys. It's a cliché I'm rather fond of, but the more of them that I read, the more it baffles me that whenever Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys he nobly refrains from killing them.
Edited: January 2012.

No. No way. I won’t and you can’t make me. )

January 2013

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