Masterlist

Jan. 9th, 2020 05:16 pm
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Warning: Masterlist still very much a work in progress. Reading through, editing, and reacquainting myself with everything first.

I am: [personal profile] order_of_chaos on dreamwidth, [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos on livejournal, [archiveofourown.org profile] order_of_chaos on the AO3, Chaosbeatie on fanfiction.net (last updated six years ago), and Cathcat on Deviant Art.


I have written: )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Doubly Flagitious
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I never owned PotC, and I gave Sophie (Norrington's wig) her freedom years ago.
AN: [personal profile] ell wrote wigfic. This is directly inspired by it. As in, written the moment I finished reading that, and this will make much less sense if you don't read that first.

Sophie's stunt doubles... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jackcat)
Title: Deeper than Skin
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC. Which is just as well, really.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: If you don't like zombie porn, it's probably best if you don't read this.
Summary: Jack contemplates James' inner beauty. Zombie porn. One sentence in 185 words.
AN: Written long ago for the prompt "insides" for I don't remember what; polished up today.

Beauty can’t be only skin deep, Jack thinks... )

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order_of_chaos: (Fractal of Doom)
Title: Birthday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack wishes James a happy birthday, which is odd, because it isn't. Pure fluff.
AN: Subdrabble length. Written long ago for the prompt "birthday" for I forget what, and not finished until today. Assume for the purposes of the fic that the Sequels never happened and James is pretty much resigned to Sparrow popping up at random and inflicting conversation upon him.

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Wordle

Jun. 27th, 2008 02:24 pm
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Wordle of my WIP document - which would actually be better described as drabbles in stasis than works in progress. And I have two Jacks - Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Harkness, which explains why the word is so large.

order_of_chaos: (Gallifrey)
Gakked from [livejournal.com profile] wendymr, because why not, after all?

So, go on. Throw one word at me, and I'll write you a PotC or Doctor Who-related sentence based on that word.
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Mop-wig
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Characters: James, Sophie (his wig), implied Sparrow.
AN: Set (very) loosely in the same universe as Blue Eyes and Dirt, again during DMC.

The first time James tries to use her as a mop, Sophie bites him. )

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: In which, despite evidence to the contrary, James denies the existence of love at first sight.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: G
Wordcount: 234
Summary: Modern Sparrington AU.

“I don’t believe in love at first sight,” James said flatly to the stranger he was dancing with. )

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Blue Eyes and Dirt
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Sparrington
Summary: The pub scene in Dead Man's Chest, from the perspective of Sophie (the blue-eyed wig).
AN: For [livejournal.com profile] elessil (who wouldn't really maim me for withholding Sparrington).

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Shatter )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Against the Wig icon by black_claw)

Even after ten years, Barbossa still drinks. 
He can’t smell the rum.  Can’t taste it.  But he remembers.

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Five points to anyone who recognises where the not-quite-quote is from.
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
The second half of the 50 sentences thing that was going around a while ago, and which I never quite got around to posting.  The first 25 are here.
Angels!  Immortality!  True love!  Fragments of porn!  Icing sugar!
Rating: R

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order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jackcat)
Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: [info]order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Stars of Chaos)
Title: Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington).  Being a sequel to “Things to do Today
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Title: In which James gives instructions.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: No names actually mentioned, but intended Sparrington
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Summary: Dialogue-fic aka. who doesn't think James could make someone come just by talking to them?  Is basically porn.
AN: Comments are loved and appreciated, but if I don't reply to them it's at least partly because I'm in Australia for the next week and a bit.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Hi!  It really is Christmas, now, so I'm posting more stuff.  Merry Christmas!

Title: Things to do Today, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.  Companion piece to Things to do Today.
Note: This is [profile] vintage_cherry's fault.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jackcat)
Title: Thundershock (pokémon crackfic)
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack Sparrow (a pikachu), anonymous crewmember.
Rating: G
Summary: Being a contemplation in second person of the hazards of serving under an electric pokémon during a storm.
Dedication: Everyone at [profile] crackrabbits, for their inspiration and insanity.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Hi!  It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff.  Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Decayed)
Title: Intervention
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Characters: Norrington, Crowley
Rating: G
Background: Crowley and Aziraphale have traded jobs for the day, and James (Scruffington version) is busy being drunk in Tortuga.  So our story begins...


Intervention. )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Kraken - almost ate)
First 25 Sparrington sentences.  Some sane, some not even remotely.
Themes pilfered with delight from [profile] 1sentence  which I didn't join because I was too lazy and Sparrington had already been claimed anyway.
Snark!  True love!  Potato-fights!  Kitten!Jack!  Actual telephone!  Kryptonian!James!

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: A Happening of Porn, with Sand.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington (written for the Sparringtonfest at [profile] scruffy_love)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Many, many thanks to the wonderful [profile] redorchard for betaing!
Phrase-prompt 34: The two men are shipwrecked on an island.  Porn happens.  The end.
Summary: See title.  See also, prompt.  Says it all, really.

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