order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jackcat)
Title: Deeper than Skin
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC. Which is just as well, really.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: If you don't like zombie porn, it's probably best if you don't read this.
Summary: Jack contemplates James' inner beauty. Zombie porn. One sentence in 185 words.
AN: Written long ago for the prompt "insides" for I don't remember what; polished up today.

Beauty can’t be only skin deep, Jack thinks... )

Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
order_of_chaos: (Fractal of Doom)
Title: Birthday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack wishes James a happy birthday, which is odd, because it isn't. Pure fluff.
AN: Subdrabble length. Written long ago for the prompt "birthday" for I forget what, and not finished until today. Assume for the purposes of the fic that the Sequels never happened and James is pretty much resigned to Sparrow popping up at random and inflicting conversation upon him.

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Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: In which, despite evidence to the contrary, James denies the existence of love at first sight.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: G
Wordcount: 234
Summary: Modern Sparrington AU.

“I don’t believe in love at first sight,” James said flatly to the stranger he was dancing with. )

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Blue Eyes and Dirt
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Sparrington
Summary: The pub scene in Dead Man's Chest, from the perspective of Sophie (the blue-eyed wig).
AN: For [livejournal.com profile] elessil (who wouldn't really maim me for withholding Sparrington).

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Shatter )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
The second half of the 50 sentences thing that was going around a while ago, and which I never quite got around to posting.  The first 25 are here.
Angels!  Immortality!  True love!  Fragments of porn!  Icing sugar!
Rating: R

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order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jackcat)
Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: [info]order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Stars of Chaos)
Title: Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington).  Being a sequel to “Things to do Today
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Title: In which James gives instructions.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: No names actually mentioned, but intended Sparrington
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Summary: Dialogue-fic aka. who doesn't think James could make someone come just by talking to them?  Is basically porn.
AN: Comments are loved and appreciated, but if I don't reply to them it's at least partly because I'm in Australia for the next week and a bit.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Hi!  It really is Christmas, now, so I'm posting more stuff.  Merry Christmas!

Title: Things to do Today, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.  Companion piece to Things to do Today.
Note: This is [profile] vintage_cherry's fault.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
Hi!  It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff.  Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Kraken - almost ate)
First 25 Sparrington sentences.  Some sane, some not even remotely.
Themes pilfered with delight from [profile] 1sentence  which I didn't join because I was too lazy and Sparrington had already been claimed anyway.
Snark!  True love!  Potato-fights!  Kitten!Jack!  Actual telephone!  Kryptonian!James!

order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: A Happening of Porn, with Sand.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington (written for the Sparringtonfest at [profile] scruffy_love)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Many, many thanks to the wonderful [profile] redorchard for betaing!
Phrase-prompt 34: The two men are shipwrecked on an island.  Porn happens.  The end.
Summary: See title.  See also, prompt.  Says it all, really.

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order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Kraken - almost ate)

Title: Roast Pirate
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack, Cannibals
Rating: PG
Comment rating: R, rapidly heading for NC-17.  Ghost-porn happened, among other things.
Genre: Humour/Parody
Summary: Sparrow's thoughts as he is roasted alive and eaten by cannibals.
Warning: Character death (surprise surprise).


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Against the Wig icon by black_claw)
Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
[profile] tiggothy! Happy Birthday - I hope you have a wonderful day!  (With much joy and delight and slightly undressed naval officers, and pie.)

And a drabble for you:

Title: Curiosity
Characters: Jack, James.
Summary: Jack-drabble of the humour genre.  Curiosity didn't exactly kill the zombie, but...


order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Valentines Icon)
Title: Exceptions
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For [livejournal.com profile] meletor_et_al, for telling me to post it, this providing non-self motivation.
Character/Pairing: Lieutenant Norrington, future Sparrington.
Rating: G
Summary: Norrington hates pirates. But...
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Exceptions. )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Bend or Break
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Commodore's more cynical and more beautiful than Jack ever imagined.  And he lets Sparrow go.
AN: Every so often, I really, really like my own writing - this is one of them.  Featuring one of my James-muses that you haven't met before, Cynic-Commdore.  This is for everyone - Merry Christmas!
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.  But ever so much fun to play with.

Duty is a myth, pirate... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Title: Silk and Mahogany
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For [livejournal.com profile] jaekayelle.  Be happy!
Pairing: Sparrington, implied Gillington.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Commodore has a new desk.
Warnings: Bondage.
Disclaimer: Not mine.  Still.
...black silk... )
order_of_chaos: Eridan Ampora from Homestuck as a dreamsheep dreaming of dreamwidth.  Blue stripy body, purple head, yellow horns. (Default)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100, prompt number 082 on the Little Damn Table.
Blame placed on: [livejournal.com profile] ladyhamilton, for reawakening the plot bunny.
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Summary:  See warnings.  Inspired by a certain song from The Mikado.
Warnings: Sex.  Slash.
AN: For everyone on my f-list who also likes Gilbert and Sullivan.  And porn.
Disclaimer: PotC isn't mine.

If it wasn’t for the law
This is what I’ll never, never do. )

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