*has huge grin on face as a result of this spiffing story* This is utterly adorable. I can't quote any favourite bits because I would end up copying the whole story. It's such a perfect little gem of Sparringtonness. Incedentally, would you mind if I use Sophie as the name for James' wig in a story I'm writing? I love your stories about the wigal threesome, and I honestly can't see her having any other name. Although a wig by any other name would still be flagitiously abused... =)