Oooooooooooooooooooh. Delighfully twisted and funny and so Mort-y. Mmm. I LOVE you for this. Love love love love love. I did miss these. I'll go back and read the other one now.
He snarled at his mirror. “I thought I broke you.”
HEH! "I just killed my mirror. *skitter, crash, SHATTER!* And my shower door." God did I giggle at that scene.
Did you? Perhaps we’re all dead, then. Broken glass is pretty, don’t you think?
Really nice Shooter/Mort voice there. The dry, sardonic wit. I can just hear it in my head.
“Hell wouldn’t have potato chips, for one thing..."
BWA!!!
Great job babe. Golly, I need to get back to writing Depp-fic.
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He snarled at his mirror. “I thought I broke you.”
HEH! "I just killed my mirror. *skitter, crash, SHATTER!* And my shower door." God did I giggle at that scene.
Did you? Perhaps we’re all dead, then. Broken glass is pretty, don’t you think?
Really nice Shooter/Mort voice there. The dry, sardonic wit. I can just hear it in my head.
“Hell wouldn’t have potato chips, for one thing..."
BWA!!!
Great job babe. Golly, I need to get back to writing Depp-fic.