I rather imagine it would be tricky to write zombie whores as anything but crack. And even if you managed it, it would probably be angst bordering on crack.
Think of them, poor dears, selling themselves on street corners with bits falling off them. Don't you just want to take them home and feed them a nice, steaming-hot plate of (someone else's) brains?

I do remember that we were both in PotC Fandom when we met, but other than that, I haven't the faintest clue (I suspect I simply gravitated towards the crack, and there you were). Can it be that we have not known each other forever?