Unfortunate associations are unfortunate. Pity :P
What about Jason? He was a Robin. (I won't suggest Dick.)

Velvet. Mmmm. *strokes*
Drippy candles sound fun. So do roses, once the thorns have been removed. Silk sheets sound slippery. But then, ending up in a heap on the floor doesn't haven't to be a bad thing :P
Can we go and kill Kell's parents now? I'm not sure I like them.