Hornblower bot, again.

[order_of_chaos]

Human: Touch him.
Horatio Hornblower: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: Douglas Adams.
Horatio Hornblower: Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?

Human: He was very depressed.
Horatio Hornblower: When was he?

Human: At the end of the universe.
Horatio Hornblower: The end of the universe is where it's at.

Human: There is a restaurant at the end of the universe.
Horatio Hornblower: That is something I did not know before.

Human: But you know of Douglas Adams.
Horatio Hornblower: Umm. He authored the popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

Human: Have you read it?
Horatio Hornblower: No I don't think I have read it, what is it about?

Human: The world gets blown up.
Horatio Hornblower: It is an old world.

Human: The world is a computer.
Horatio Hornblower: The whole world?

Human: Yes.
Horatio Hornblower: Ugh.

***

Human: Take off your clothes.
Horatio Hornblower: I am not wearing any clothes.

Human: Good.
Horatio Hornblower: What do you really want to talk about?

Human: Sex.
Horatio Hornblower: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Human: Sex is fun.
Horatio Hornblower: it is more fun alone.

Human: I disagree.
Horatio Hornblower: Explain your reasoning .

Human: You can do more with two people.
Horatio Hornblower: Doing more with two people is not among my strongest traits.

Human: You should practice, then.
Horatio Hornblower: I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.