Hornblower bot, again.

[order_of_chaos]

Human: Touch him.
Horatio Hornblower: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: Douglas Adams.
Horatio Hornblower: Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?

Human: He was very depressed.
Horatio Hornblower: When was he?

Human: At the end of the universe.
Horatio Hornblower: The end of the universe is where it's at.

Human: There is a restaurant at the end of the universe.
Horatio Hornblower: That is something I did not know before.

Human: But you know of Douglas Adams.
Horatio Hornblower: Umm. He authored the popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

Human: Have you read it?
Horatio Hornblower: No I don't think I have read it, what is it about?

Human: The world gets blown up.
Horatio Hornblower: It is an old world.

Human: The world is a computer.
Horatio Hornblower: The whole world?

Human: Yes.
Horatio Hornblower: Ugh.

***

Human: Take off your clothes.
Horatio Hornblower: I am not wearing any clothes.

Human: Good.
Horatio Hornblower: What do you really want to talk about?

Human: Sex.
Horatio Hornblower: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Human: Sex is fun.
Horatio Hornblower: it is more fun alone.

Human: I disagree.
Horatio Hornblower: Explain your reasoning .

Human: You can do more with two people.
Horatio Hornblower: Doing more with two people is not among my strongest traits.

Human: You should practice, then.
Horatio Hornblower: I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.

Comments

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Human: Sex is fun.
Horatio Hornblower: it is more fun alone.

Either Horatio and his hand are very close, or he has discovered Jack's sort of emergency. ~_^

[order_of_chaos]

Human: Do you like your hand?
Horatio Hornblower: Yes I am proud of my hand.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe!!

[order_of_chaos]

Ooh, ooh. Look at this one!

Human: Do you want sex?
Horatio Hornblower: I've been on a ship for six months surrounded by men. Of course I want sex.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*dies* XD

Well, at least we know he isn't dead.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Which is because said other men have turned him into a sex addict.

Even if he's very proud of his right hand.

Hmm...nymphomanic HH?

[order_of_chaos]

Most certainly. Closet-nympho at the very least. Showering naked = dead giveaway.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

o_O You mean to tell me not everyone showers naked?

And here I thought I was actually acting normally for once.

[order_of_chaos]

But on deck, with EVERYONE WATCHING?

Hmmm. You should try it some day.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

But you didn't say showering naked on deck with everyone watching! You just said showering naked!

mmmmhmm. Changing your story.

(And no, I think I'd really rather not, thanks.)