Wig Crackfic - (PotC/HP Crossover)

Title: Hypothetically Speaking.
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Implied Sparrington, Naval threesome, Wigal threesome, Rita Skeeter/Hermione. 
Rating: PG-13
AN: Set sometime after Sophie, Insinuation and Jay.  I might have got the tenses slightly scrambled up here, but I hope not.
Disclaimer: Not mine, except perhaps Sophie.
( Warning - May contain traces of Rita Skeeter. )