order_of_chaos | Entries tagged with fandom: potc

Warning: Masterlist still very much a work in progress. Reading through, editing, and reacquainting myself with everything first.

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Current Location: New Zealand
Current Music: Death Sheep Radio

Title: Doubly Flagitious
Author:

order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I never owned PotC, and I gave Sophie (Norrington's wig) her freedom years ago.
AN:

ell wrote wigfic. This is directly inspired by it. As in, written the moment I finished reading that, and this will make much less sense if you don't read that first.

( Sophie's stunt doubles... )

Title: Deeper than Skin
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC. Which is just as well, really.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: If you don't like zombie porn, it's probably best if you don't read this.
Summary: Jack contemplates James' inner beauty. Zombie porn. One sentence in 185 words.
AN: Written long ago for the prompt "insides" for I don't remember what; polished up today.

( Beauty can’t be only skin deep, Jack thinks... )

Title: Birthday
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack wishes James a happy birthday, which is odd, because it isn't. Pure fluff.
AN: Subdrabble length. Written long ago for the prompt "birthday" for I forget what, and not finished until today. Assume for the purposes of the fic that the Sequels never happened and James is pretty much resigned to Sparrow popping up at random and inflicting conversation upon him.

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Wordle of my WIP document - which would actually be better described as drabbles in stasis than works in progress. And I have two Jacks - Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Harkness, which explains why the word is so large.

Gakked from

wendymr, because why not, after all?

So, go on. Throw one word at me, and I'll write you a PotC or Doctor Who-related sentence based on that word.

Title: Mop-wig
Author:

order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Characters: James, Sophie (his wig), implied Sparrow.
AN: Set (very) loosely in the same universe as Blue Eyes and Dirt, again during DMC.

( The first time James tries to use her as a mop, Sophie bites him. )

Title: In which, despite evidence to the contrary, James denies the existence of love at first sight.
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: G
Wordcount: 234
Summary: Modern Sparrington AU.

( “I don’t believe in love at first sight,” James said flatly to the stranger he was dancing with. )

Title: Blue Eyes and Dirt
Author:

order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Sparrington
Summary: The pub scene in Dead Man's Chest, from the perspective of Sophie (the blue-eyed wig).
AN: For

elessil (who wouldn't really maim me for withholding Sparrington).

( Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Shatter )

Current Mood: cheerful

Even after ten years, Barbossa still drinks.
He can’t smell the rum. Can’t taste it. But he remembers.

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Five points to anyone who recognises where the not-quite-quote is from.

The second half of the 50 sentences thing that was going around a while ago, and which I never quite got around to posting. The first 25 are here.
Angels! Immortality! True love! Fragments of porn! Icing sugar!
Rating: R

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( Warning: Sentences contain crack. Drinking while reading not recommended. )

Current Mood: lethargic

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17. Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall.

( Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? )

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington). Being a sequel to “Things to do Today”
Author:

( Things to do Next Tuesday )

Current Mood: cheerful

Title: In which James gives instructions.
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: No names actually mentioned, but intended Sparrington
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Summary: Dialogue-fic aka. who doesn't think James could make someone come just by talking to them? Is basically porn.
AN: Comments are loved and appreciated, but if I don't reply to them it's at least partly because I'm in Australia for the next week and a bit.

( In which James gives instructions, and Jack follows them. )

Hi! It really is Christmas, now, so I'm posting more stuff. Merry Christmas!

Title: Things to do Today, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall. Companion piece to Things to do Today.
Note: This is

vintage_cherry's fault.

( Things to do Today, Savvy? )

Title: Thundershock (pokémon crackfic)
Author:

order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack Sparrow (a pikachu), anonymous crewmember.
Rating: G
Summary: Being a contemplation in second person of the hazards of serving under an electric pokémon during a storm.
Dedication: Everyone at

crackrabbits, for their inspiration and insanity.

( Thundershock )

Hi! It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff. Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic. Breaks fourth wall.

( See Jack. See Jack run. )

Title: Intervention
Author:

order_of_chaos
Characters: Norrington, Crowley
Rating: G
Background: Crowley and Aziraphale have traded jobs for the day, and James (Scruffington version) is busy being drunk in Tortuga. So our story begins...

( Intervention. )

First 25 Sparrington sentences. Some sane, some not even remotely.
Themes pilfered with delight from

1sentence which I didn't join because I was too lazy and Sparrington had already been claimed anyway.
Snark! True love! Potato-fights! Kitten!Jack! Actual telephone! Kryptonian!James!

( #24 - Taste: Technically, James thinks, the pirate is nowhere near clean enough to nibble on, but he does it anyway, eagerly absorbing the strange flavours that make up Captain Jack Sparrow – salt of seawater; splash of rum; hint of paprika; dirt. )

Title: A Happening of Porn, with Sand.
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington (written for the Sparringtonfest at

scruffy_love)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Many, many thanks to the wonderful

redorchard for betaing!
Phrase-prompt 34: The two men are shipwrecked on an island. ~~Porn happens. The end.~~
Summary: See title. See also, prompt. Says it all, really.

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( The two men are shipwrecked on an island. Porn happens. The end. ... What? You wanted more details? )

Current Mood: lethargic

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Entries tagged with fandom: potc

Masterlist

Drabble: Doubly Flagitious

PotC Fic: Deeper than Skin (Sparrington)

PotC Drabble: Birthday (Sparrington)

Wordle

One Word Meme

PotC Drabble - Mop-wig

Sparrington Ficlet: In which James denies the existence of love at first sight.

PotC Drabble - Blue Eyes and Dirt

Tiny, tiny fragment of fic (PotC:CotBP)

PotC Sentences - Sparrington (26-50)

PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?

PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday

PotC Drabble - In which James gives instructions

PotC Drabble - Things to do Today, Savvy?

PotC Drabble - Thundershock

PotC Drabble - Things to do...

PotC/Good Omens Drabble - Intervention

PotC Sentences - Sparrington

PotC Ficlet - A Happening of Porn, with Sand