Pragmatist of Squee

Title: Step together
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: The Doctor accepts.
AN: For the best_enemies' drabble challenge prompts crisis and faith. I have no idea how those two words inspired this (especially since I never write anything, ever), but they did.

( This is a familiar dance: the Master asks, the Doctor refuses, and life goes on, each balancing the other. Come. Watch it change.... )

Titles: Morning, Noon, and Night
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating:PG-13
Characters: Ianto. Etc.
Summary: Three interconnected Ianto-centric drabbles embodying the worst pairings I could think of at the time. Some of which are very wrong; some not at all, really.
AN: The majority of this was written before season two; finished today.

( Morning: Ianto slipped into the hub, studiously ignoring the corner where Myfanwy was performing fellatio on a battered looking bottle of barbecue sauce... )

Title: Birthday
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack wishes James a happy birthday, which is odd, because it isn't. Pure fluff.
AN: Subdrabble length. Written long ago for the prompt "birthday" for I forget what, and not finished until today. Assume for the purposes of the fic that the Sequels never happened and James is pretty much resigned to Sparrow popping up at random and inflicting conversation upon him.

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Title: I Welcome You with Coffee
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters/Pairing: Ten, Ianto, (but in a Jack/Ianto universe)
Rating: G
Summary: A first meeting of Ianto and the Doctor, with coffee.
Wordcount: 150
AN: Written for the Just For Fun Ficathon. Prompt = jealousy.

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Gakked from wendymr, because why not, after all?

So, go on. Throw one word at me, and I'll write you a PotC or Doctor Who-related sentence based on that word.

Title: HALP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Summary: The Doctor's being silently defiant. The Master's liking it. Porn.
AN: temporalgrace asked for HALP DROPPING OUT OF CAPSLOCK, and I was thinking about porn at the time, so...
Disclaimer: I continue in my not-owning of Doctor Who.


( He smirks, dragging his fingernails ever so lightly up the pale column of the Doctor’s throat... )

Title: A Justification for the Existence of Retcon (at least in Owen's opinion)
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters/Pairing: The Master/Owen Harper, Myfanwy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sex. Or is that porn?
AN: For wendymr, because she asked for it.

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( We are not having sex in front of the pterodactyl. )

Can't remember if I ever posted this or not.

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Haiku – Pop goes the

Inject the wrong drug
And BANG – Owen splatters like
Rat jam on the wall.

Legend

Once upon a time, there were two boys, who loved each other.
For a while, they lived.
After a while, they died.
And life went on.
(It does that, sometimes.)

Title: Retirement of the Daleks
Author: order_of_chaos
Wordcount: 49
Rating: G
Summary: After Evolution of the Daleks, what happened to the one that got away? Very, very short.

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