PotC Drabble - Curiosity

[order_of_chaos]

tiggothy! Happy Birthday - I hope you have a wonderful day!  (With much joy and delight and slightly undressed naval officers, and pie.)

And a drabble for you:

Title: Curiosity
Characters: Jack, James.
Summary: Jack-drabble of the humour genre.  Curiosity didn't exactly kill the zombie, but...

Curiosity – Braaaaaaaaains.

Once, out of curiosity, Jack found himself an appropriate hook and tried to pull his brain out through his nostril, Egyptian-style.  He succeeded, too, but even the curse hadn’t been able to stop it from tickling something terrible.  He spent the next week sneezing, his head oddly, uncomfortably, light, until he managed to convince James to stop smirking and give the thing back; the Commodore still maintaining that Jack didn’t use his brain anyway and therefore didn’t really need it.  The pirate reinserted it, slightly mauled, with some relief, but he would never be sure, in years to come, that he’d put it back the right way up.

Comments

[ladyhamilton.livejournal.com]

*snigger* That is absolutely revolting. I love it!!

[order_of_chaos]

Thankyou! I rather thought so myself. Ancient Egypt has a lot to answer for.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!! XD!! omg, have I told you lately that I love your brain?

And in this instance, I love Jack's, too. *g*

[order_of_chaos]

*grins brightly* Even upside-down?
And thanks! I'm glad you do. *stands protectively over brain to fend off potential kidnappers*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Especially upside down. Sometimes I wonder if *my* brain isn't in upside down. It would certainly explain a few things. *g*

[porridgebird.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE! you are NUTS! and I love you for it

[order_of_chaos]

*grin!* Thankyou!

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

Damn,t his nearly made MY brain come out of my nose :P

[order_of_chaos]

Late reply:

Thank you! I do hope it only got halfway. *grin* I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, apparently Jack lived a long life with his brain upside-down. It could hardly bother him now. ;)

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks for commenting!
Perhaps he put it back the right way up. Now, that would bother him.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

You're right - that would be worrisome... Let's hope Jack didn't make the mistake...

[curry-chicken.livejournal.com]

Now, that explains EVERYTHING.

Most triumphantly funny drabble!

[order_of_chaos]

I thank you, O slendiferous one. *grins* Glad to know you liked it.

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

and the drabble is FANTABULOUS! I *adore* it ^_^ I love your brain for thinking this up, and want to snuggle it. However, you not being undead yourself, I'll settle for *glomp*ing you ^_^

[order_of_chaos]

Very glad you liked it! My brain loves you too - *extends tentacle for snuggling* - and considers the undead part up for debate.

(Sorry for late reply.)

[elessil.livejournal.com]

ROFL! This zombie fic really is too scary and funny. (Snarky, bad Jamie!)

[order_of_chaos]

(Late reply, I know, but...) Thanks! Always delighted to amuse and/or terrorise.

James: *looks unrepentant*
Jack: *glares at mean Commodore*
James: *smirks vengefully*
Jack: *looks hurt* *pouts*
James: *sighs* *cuddles evil manipulative pirate*

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure James got in his own fun as a ransom for Jack's brain.