Pragmatist of Squee

Title: Birthday
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack wishes James a happy birthday, which is odd, because it isn't. Pure fluff.
AN: Subdrabble length. Written long ago for the prompt "birthday" for I forget what, and not finished until today. Assume for the purposes of the fic that the Sequels never happened and James is pretty much resigned to Sparrow popping up at random and inflicting conversation upon him.

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Title: Blue Eyes and Dirt
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Sparrington
Summary: The pub scene in Dead Man's Chest, from the perspective of Sophie (the blue-eyed wig).
AN: For elessil (who wouldn't really maim me for withholding Sparrington).

( Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Shatter )

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Title: In which James gives instructions.
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: No names actually mentioned, but intended Sparrington
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Summary: Dialogue-fic aka. who doesn't think James could make someone come just by talking to them?  Is basically porn.
AN: Comments are loved and appreciated, but if I don't reply to them it's at least partly because I'm in Australia for the next week and a bit.

Hi!  It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff.  Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Title: A Happening of Porn, with Sand.
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington (written for the Sparringtonfest at scruffy_love)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Many, many thanks to the wonderful redorchard for betaing!
Phrase-prompt 34: The two men are shipwrecked on an island.  Porn happens.  The end.
Summary: See title.  See also, prompt.  Says it all, really.

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Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.

Title: Exceptions
Author: order_of_chaos
For meletor_et_al, for telling me to post it, this providing non-self motivation.
Character/Pairing: Lieutenant Norrington, future Sparrington.
Rating: G
Summary: Norrington hates pirates. But...
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Exceptions. )

Title: Bend or Break
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Commodore's more cynical and more beautiful than Jack ever imagined.  And he lets Sparrow go.
AN: Every so often, I really, really like my own writing - this is one of them.  Featuring one of my James-muses that you haven't met before, Cynic-Commdore.  This is for everyone - Merry Christmas!
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.  But ever so much fun to play with.

( Duty is a myth, pirate... )

Author: order_of_chaos
For fanfic100, prompt number 082 on the Little Damn Table.
Blame placed on: ladyhamilton, for reawakening the plot bunny.
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Summary:  See warnings.  Inspired by a certain song from The Mikado.
Warnings: Sex.  Slash.
AN: For everyone on my f-list who also likes Gilbert and Sullivan.  And porn.
Disclaimer: PotC isn't mine.

If it wasn’t for the law
( This is what I’ll never, never do. )