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order_of_chaos) wrote2006-03-07 02:32 pm
order_of_chaos) wrote2006-03-07 02:32 pm
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PotC Drabble - Curiosity
tiggothy! Happy Birthday - I hope you have a wonderful day! (With much joy and delight and slightly undressed naval officers, and pie.)And a drabble for you:
Title: Curiosity
Characters: Jack, James.
Summary: Jack-drabble of the humour genre. Curiosity didn't exactly kill the zombie, but...
Curiosity – Braaaaaaaaains.
Once, out of curiosity, Jack found himself an appropriate hook and tried to pull his brain out through his nostril, Egyptian-style. He succeeded, too, but even the curse hadn’t been able to stop it from tickling something terrible. He spent the next week sneezing, his head oddly, uncomfortably, light, until he managed to convince James to stop smirking and give the thing back; the Commodore still maintaining that Jack didn’t use his brain anyway and therefore didn’t really need it. The pirate reinserted it, slightly mauled, with some relief, but he would never be sure, in years to come, that he’d put it back the right way up.
Once, out of curiosity, Jack found himself an appropriate hook and tried to pull his brain out through his nostril, Egyptian-style. He succeeded, too, but even the curse hadn’t been able to stop it from tickling something terrible. He spent the next week sneezing, his head oddly, uncomfortably, light, until he managed to convince James to stop smirking and give the thing back; the Commodore still maintaining that Jack didn’t use his brain anyway and therefore didn’t really need it. The pirate reinserted it, slightly mauled, with some relief, but he would never be sure, in years to come, that he’d put it back the right way up.
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James: *looks unrepentant*
Jack: *glares at mean Commodore*
James: *smirks vengefully*
Jack: *looks hurt* *pouts*
James: *sighs* *cuddles evil manipulative pirate*
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