PotC Drabble - Things to do...

[order_of_chaos]

Hi!  It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff.  Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Things to do today

See Jack.
See Jack run.
See Jack trip over own feet and go sprawling.
Laugh at Jack.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Arrest Jack.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Make Jack promise not to attack English ships, in exchange for freedom.
Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Have long, hot, and graphically explicit sex with Jack, for the sole purpose of upping the rating of this drabble to NC-17.  (i.e. push cock into Jack’s arse and fuck him, deep and slow and hard until he’s begging you to let him come.  Have him do the same to you.)
Arrange to meet again next Tuesday.

Comments

[landratte.livejournal.com]

The first to-do-list that's really interesting to read (and do - James, you lucky pretty bastard). It's also in serious danger of spontaneous ignition.
Nobody breaks the fourth wall like you.

*squeezes chocolate through the internet*

P. S.

[landratte.livejournal.com]

And happy Christmas to you!