PotC Drabble - Things to do...

[order_of_chaos]

Hi!  It's almost Christmas, so I'm posting stuff.  Enjoy!

Title: Things to do today – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington)
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Things to do today

See Jack.
See Jack run.
See Jack trip over own feet and go sprawling.
Laugh at Jack.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Arrest Jack.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Make Jack promise not to attack English ships, in exchange for freedom.
Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Jack.
Have long, hot, and graphically explicit sex with Jack, for the sole purpose of upping the rating of this drabble to NC-17.  (i.e. push cock into Jack’s arse and fuck him, deep and slow and hard until he’s begging you to let him come.  Have him do the same to you.)
Arrange to meet again next Tuesday.

Comments

[bella-reeve.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I love it! This earns you a gold star.

[order_of_chaos]

*sticks star to forehead* Thank you!!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

fourth wall? what fourth wall?

GEENYOUS!

[order_of_chaos]

*sighs* The number of times I've broken that thing - I think it must regenerate :P

Thank you!!!!!

[guanin.livejournal.com]

This is great stuff! It's the first piece of sparrington I read in a very long time, which makes the return all the sweeter.

[order_of_chaos]

Excellent! Very glad you liked it!

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Fantastic!

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you!

[kayliemalinza.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! I especially loved the repetition of "attempt at flirtation made by Jack" and, of course, the NC-17 sentence. And the last one.


And hey, um, "Psychic!Norrington"... is that a thing? Are you uh.. planning anything more serious with that idea? ::pets the crack!bunny::

[order_of_chaos]

Wasn't planning to, no. It was just a 'logical' extrapolation of this fic existing at all.
That said, my Norrington muses have a tendency to clone themselves. Sparrow-muse adapts to practically any circumstance, so I've only got a few of him, but the James-muse clones himself instead. Which all comes down to saying that Pyro!James has seniority, and any Phychic!Norrington that tried to be written first would likely come down with an unfortunate case of spontaneous human combustion.

[xx-sorceress-xx.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!!

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks!!

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

Read drabble.
Read drabble again.
Grin maniacally.
Imagine James's cock in Jack's arse.
Grin some more.

[order_of_chaos]

Read comment.
Read comment again.
Grin maniacally.
Imagine Jack bent over the desk in James' office - fine sheen of sweat on his skin, his fingers tightening helplessly on the edge of the desk with every thrust James makes into him.
Imagine Jack's teeth biting down on his lower lip in a vain attempt to keep from begging.
Imagine James' laughter - dark, breathless, affectionate, amused.
Grin some more.
Thank Ell for comment.

[just-reed.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Too funny! My favorite part is the i.e. cock pushing part. Very cutehotfunny, much like Sparrington is. *loves*

~Reed

[order_of_chaos]

Many-thanks! *grins* Couldn't resist doing strange and terrible things to the rating ;P

[justawench.livejournal.com]

The words associated with "list" are most commonly "grocery" or "laundry." Very rarely is "NC-17" attached to a list. XD Thanks for the laugh!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Thank you! It was fun to write too. *thinks x-rated thoughts about shopping lists*

[forbiddenromanc.livejournal.com]

hahah....cute. :)

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks :-)

[xchristabelx.livejournal.com]

*falls of chair laughing* Loved this. Neat to-do-list. lol Especially the NC-17 part.

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* OMG, this is SUPERB. Especially the NC-17 stuff. *LOL* You are a genius and I bow to you. *loves*

Good Yule!

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you! Delighted that you liked it!

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

*grin* Fantasmic!

[order_of_chaos]

Yay! Thank you!

[prdigal-daugter.livejournal.com]

O.o
*stifles enormous burst of laughter, blacks out from loss of air*
-5 minutes later-
That was... fantastic!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Thank you! Glad you liked it ^-^

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

This is wonderful! *loves*

But I think... am I mad to think this is in character?

[order_of_chaos]

Merry Christmas to you, also!
And you're quite right - the actions are perfectly in character (at least, I think so), it's just the writing that's crack. Which isn't to say you're not still mad - I'm sure you are - just not for this reason :P

[elessil.livejournal.com]

James knows what's important.

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks! *grins* He does indeed :P

[hendercats.livejournal.com]

*adores fic*
*adores Ell for comment generating more list!fic*
*saves fic to memories to brighten bad days*
*feeds bunny spied by kayliemalinza*

Thank you.

[order_of_chaos]

*grins*
Thank you!
*attempts to coax bunny into eating rat poison*
*fails miserably*

[vintage--cherry.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!
Brilliant can we have one by Jack?

[order_of_chaos]

*loses time*
*blinks*
*lifts hands from keyboard*
*looks at computer screen*
*grins wryly*

Apparently, yes.

[gestalt1.livejournal.com]

*giggles uncontrolably*

[order_of_chaos]

*applies gag*
*grins*
Thank you!

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

If there's any person in this world to do a checklist about a relationship, it's Norri.

Merry Christmas!

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too :-D

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Read drabble.
Laugh loudly.
Startle mother.
Quickly shut top of computer.
Snicker quietly.

[order_of_chaos]

Read comment
Grin
Thank veronica_rich for comment
Grin some more
Wander off to write other stuff.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love Norrie. Mmmm... NC-17ness.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love your lovely, twisted mind?
*grin*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

(I think I say that every time. *cough* >_>)

[landratte.livejournal.com]

The first to-do-list that's really interesting to read (and do - James, you lucky pretty bastard). It's also in serious danger of spontaneous ignition.
Nobody breaks the fourth wall like you.

*squeezes chocolate through the internet*

P. S.

[landratte.livejournal.com]

And happy Christmas to you!

[dalifriend.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMAO* That's hysterical!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Thank you! Glad to have entertained :)

[pirate4evrnavy2.livejournal.com]

Wow...that's pretty much it. I espically liked.

See Jack trip over own feet
Laugh at Jack
Ignore attempt of flirtation made by Jack...
....
Arrange to meet again next Tuesday.

No...that's so uberly cool you haven't the slightest clue! Next Tuesday was completely random and made my day!

[order_of_chaos]

*cackles* Thank you!!