PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington).  Being a sequel to “Things to do Today”
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Things to do Next Tuesday

Extract self from bedclothes.
Hide wig.
Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow.  Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them.
Be abducted by Sparrow, (rudely and against will).
Object scathingly to aforementioned abduction.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Get taken to Pearl.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
In an attempt to keep the rating of this drabble to PG-13, do not allow Sparrow to suck you off.  Do not bite back moans of pleasure or twine your hands helplessly in his tangle of hair as you come in his mouth.  Also, do not extract handcuffs from conveniently stolen luggage, chain Sparrow to his own overly elaborate headboard and fuck him through the mattress.
Instead, allow Sparrow to kiss you, slowly and sweetly.  Smile.
Spend the evening on deck with rum, Sparrow, Sparrow’s crew, and more rum.
Get very drunk.
Extract Sparrow’s hair from Parrot.
Try not to fall in love with Sparrow.
Fail.
Arrange for Sparrow to ransom self back to navy in a week or so.