PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by psychic!Norrington).  Being a sequel to “Things to do Today”
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Things to do Next Tuesday

Extract self from bedclothes.
Hide wig.
Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow.  Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them.
Be abducted by Sparrow, (rudely and against will).
Object scathingly to aforementioned abduction.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Get taken to Pearl.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
In an attempt to keep the rating of this drabble to PG-13, do not allow Sparrow to suck you off.  Do not bite back moans of pleasure or twine your hands helplessly in his tangle of hair as you come in his mouth.  Also, do not extract handcuffs from conveniently stolen luggage, chain Sparrow to his own overly elaborate headboard and fuck him through the mattress.
Instead, allow Sparrow to kiss you, slowly and sweetly.  Smile.
Spend the evening on deck with rum, Sparrow, Sparrow’s crew, and more rum.
Get very drunk.
Extract Sparrow’s hair from Parrot.
Try not to fall in love with Sparrow.
Fail.
Arrange for Sparrow to ransom self back to navy in a week or so.

Comments

[bombazzinedoll.livejournal.com]

HAHA YAY. ♥.

[order_of_chaos]

*GRIN*
:-D

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks! Glad to know it works - I do love trying new things.

[spock74.livejournal.com]

This is really cute. After reading the first parts, I kind of worried that the style would get old real fast, but it works. I don't know how, but it does. Kudos for trying something that's really different.

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

Extract Sparrow’s hair from Parrot.
Try not to fall in love with Sparrow.
Fail.
gah. <333

I love this. not just this bit here (tho this bit here is uberawsome), but the whole damn thing.
just zomg so sweet!
^_^

[order_of_chaos]

Yay! Glad you liked it!!

[redorchard13.livejournal.com]

EEEEE i love these!!!

[order_of_chaos]

*GRINS* Thank you!

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe. I love you and your Sparrington crack.

I need to write more crack.

(Maybe getting an email from sender "Reginald" was a sign. Maybe it wasn't spam at all.)

[order_of_chaos]

*snickers* I love spam. It's such fun, and no trouble at all to delete when you don't feel like reading it. I have a small but growing collection of "Spam That Will Make Good Story Titles."
Glad you liked :P

[ladyhamilton.livejournal.com]

Aww! This is very funny and hot, but also sweet, because of the sense one gets of his knowing Sparrow very well indeed.
Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow. Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them. =)

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks!! Very glad you liked it!

[(Anonymous)]

"Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow. Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them."

ROFL! Wonderful start to my day - thanks for sharing!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Glad you enjoyed!

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

*squeee*

I love the bit about packing bags :-)

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks!!

[what-evil-lurks.livejournal.com]

oh what fun. Keep 'em coming.

Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow. Umm, wouldn't Will kinda get in the way? Oh! Sorry! Small double-u, my mistake, move along, nothing to see here....


Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow In that case, surely it would be a success at flirtation by Sparrow?

I am just imagining Sparrow's version:
Things to do Next Tuesday – (as planned in advance by non-psychic!Sparrow).

Drink rum.
Get up.
Drink rum.
Shoot Jack the Monkey. Again Bloody thing.
Drink rum.
Drink rum.
Wish that pretty Commodore was here to seduce.
Now there's an idea! Gibbs, I have a heading!
Drink rum etc etc

[order_of_chaos]

*moves along*
*sees nothing*

Still an attempt - just one that happened to be sucessful.

Oooh. I like that! Especially the bit with Jack the Monkey. I have actually written a Sparrow-version already (Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?). Will probably post it tomorrow.
The first line is "Extract hair from Parrot".

Sequels, if I end up writing them, would be called "Things to do in a week or so" and "Things to do in a week or so, savvy?" respectively. With a possible "Things to do in a week or so, and shut up about the mermaids."

Glad you liked it!!

[elessil.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Quite useful how James manages to get his luggage taken along ;)

[order_of_chaos]

Yes, indeed :)
Glad you liked it!

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

Extract Sparrow’s hair from Parrot.
*giggle* The parrot is into shiny things, too. ;)

Oh, I remember the fic "Things To Do Today", when I saw this I tought "Yay!", because I really liked it and this one I like even more! I hope you continue giving this insights into the characters minds, it's so interesting and lovely to read.

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Oh, I plan to! Very glad you liked this.

[komodojo.livejournal.com]

I love how it/I went from 'haha!' to 'awww' :D

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks! *grins* Love the icon, by the way :D

[artaxastra.livejournal.com]

*g* I love these!

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks!!

[blackpoetcat.livejournal.com]

*still grinning and chuckling*

Just great - maybe we should donate them both a filofax?! *ggg*

[order_of_chaos]

*g* Do they come in shiny?

[hendercats.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! Pure delight. Loved the 'something shiny' attached to bags. ;)

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks! (So did Jack :P)

[landratte.livejournal.com]

Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Ignore attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.
Succumb to attempt at flirtation made by Sparrow.

Yep, that's Jack - he simply won't stop until he gets his way!
Your things-to-do-lists continue to be most entertaining.

And I love your wig-icon!

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you! Glad you liked!

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Just what I needed. Thank you!

Poor James. His attempt to keep the 13 rating was just doomed from the start. Pity about that ;-)

[order_of_chaos]

Glad you liked it! *grin*
And I agree - great shame about the rating :P

[gestalt1.livejournal.com]

I love these so much! Espectially 'Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow. Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them. '

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Thank you!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
Oh, I missed you. SO MUCH.

*GLOMPS*

*adds fic to memories*

[order_of_chaos]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Thank you!
*goes to POST MORE FIC*

[vintage--cherry.livejournal.com]

Like James' way of attracting Jacks' attention to his stuff.

Pack bags in preparation for being abducted, (rudely and against will) by Sparrow. Attach something shiny to each, and position where Sparrow will see them.

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* And maybe a strategic bottle of rum peeping out from inside one of them :P
Glad you liked it.

[gwynevere1.livejournal.com]

Found this through _norrington.

Giggled like an idiot. Went back and read the first part (which I hadn't seen before). Giggled some more. Re-read this. Face is now hurting.

And just when I thought I was getting bored with Sparrington . . .

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Glad you're face is hurting you liked it! Getting tired of Sparrington would be tragic.
Did you read the companion fics from Sparrow's POV? (Same titles but with Savvy on the end.)

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

WHEEEE!!

Love your Things to do-drabbles!

And who would want PG-13 if you can have THAT!?! ;)

[order_of_chaos]

But, but, but... I TRIED SO HARD!!!!! *wails*

:-D

[spiral2darkness.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Brilliant!

[order_of_chaos]

Glad you liked it!

[astro599.livejournal.com]

Too cute!

Extract Sparrow’s hair from Parrot.
Try not to fall in love with Sparrow.
Fail.

That's the best part of the whole thing.

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Glad you liked it!