PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?

Extract hair from Parrot.
Hide Pearl near Port Royal.
Decide waiting until rendezvous time for meeting with Commodore is intolerable.
Cancel previously arranged waiting (ie. abduct Commodore).
Conduct failed search for Commodore’s Wig.  Instead, steal shiny bags.
Flirt with Commodore.
Take Commodore to Pearl.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt successfully with Commodore.
In an attempt to keep rating of drabble to PG-13, do not peel Commodore out of his clothes, bite a hard trail of kisses down his chest or suck his cock into your mouth and swirl your tongue around the tip of it until he comes.  Also, avoid being handcuffed to the headboard and fucked through the mattress.
Instead, kiss Commodore sweetly and almost chastely on the lips.   Find yourself charmed by his smile.
Spend evening on deck with rum, Commodore, crew, and more rum.
Lots more rum.
Get moderately drunk. 
Act drunker.
Let Commodore extract hair from Parrot this time.
Try not to fall in love with Commodore.
Fail.
Arrange to ransom Commodore back to the navy in a week or so.

Comments

[xx-sorceress-xx.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!! Loved the others too...

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks!!

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt successfully with Commodore.
*squee*

It's so sweet and sexy and funny and cute. :D

Also, it has so much potential. You could do a short drabble in the same style and put it into a totally different plot and mood. Could be a proper tragic!fic with death and tears other stuff that's fun to write.

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

And ouch.

Catch Sparrow.
Cage Sparrow.
Hope Sparrow will escape.
Hang Sparrow.
Mourn death of Sparrow.
Kill self in order to join Sparrow.

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

You just summarized the only Sparrington fanfic I've ever written. xD

[order_of_chaos]

Complete coincidence, I swear :P
You could write a sequel. A happy sequel, with ghosts and stuff.

[the-dala.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Favorite bit:

Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt with Commodore.
Flirt successfully with Commodore.

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Glad you liked it!

[hendercats.livejournal.com]

Yay - companion piece! Marvelous!!
Cancel previously arranged waiting (ie. abduct Commodore).
*snort*

(your cat!Jack icon is adorable)

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thank you!

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

Conduct failed search for Commodore’s Wig. Instead, steal shiny bags.
XD

I love you and your drabbles lists drabble-lists. :D

(I would print them out and put them up in a prominent place so I could read them often (on the fridge? that'd be amusing...X) ) but for the whole NC-17 thing. not that that's bad, AT ALL. :D it would just be kind of awkward...:P)

[order_of_chaos]

*grinity grin* One of these days I'll write something printable :P
Glad you liked it!!

[vibishan.livejournal.com]

drabblists?

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

that WORKS. :D

[order_of_chaos]

That makes ME a drabblister. A drab blister?
WORKS! :D

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

aw, you're not a drab blister! *hugs*

[order_of_chaos]

*blinks* A colourful blister, then? Purple with orange polkadots?

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

colorful, yes. blister, most likely not. :)

[order_of_chaos]

No? Ah, well - one out of two ain't bad :P
Pustule? Pimple? Hallucinogenic mushroom?

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

take a careful look at your present icon, then I think you can answer your own question. XD

[gwynevere1.livejournal.com]

Find yourself charmed by his smile.
*Everybody* is charmed by Jack Davenport's smile.

You are a fantastic crack dealer.

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you! I've worked hard to become so :P

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Hee ^_^ I love the symmetry of these fics, the way you show both men's point of view :-)

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Thanks!!

[sinningia.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love this little series of drabbles. It's funny and cute!^^

~sinninga~

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you!! *beams*

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh Jack, you kept it PG-13! You did! Well DONE!

I'd say that deserves some kind of a celebration, wouldn't you, Commodore?

[order_of_chaos]

Wheee! Thank you!

Commodore: *wiggles rum bottle reprovingly at Jack* To pornlessness!
Sparrow: *holds up own rum bottle* T' be sure, luv. *Clinks bottles together* To pornlessness!
Both drink. Porn ensues.

[blackpoetcat.livejournal.com]

Again - can't stop grinning *giggle*

ref. to the filofaxes:
One navy blue with Union Jack, one black with a Jolly Roger on top, aye?

=> Things to do next month, savvy:
Pick Commodore's filofax, copy his appointments into own calendar
Add some conspiratorial dates with supposed informants (hehe) in secret places...

[order_of_chaos]

Again - very glad you liked it :-D

=> Things to do next month, except not really
Kill Sparrow.
Forcibly convince Sparrow to hand over Aztec gold coin. (Consider lack of sex as means of persuasion, also, lack of rum.)
Kill Sparrow again.
Retrieve filofax from Sparrow's dead body.
Cuddle filofax.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

*squee* Jack is smart, except when he sees and thinks SHINY!

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks! *grin* And there are shiny things everywhere - going blindfolded would probably raise his apparent IQ by 50% at least :P

[coldryuuza.livejournal.com]

this is too cute, too hilarious, and too sexy, lol.
I love your list and the Commodore's. The fact that they're trying to tell themselves not to fall in love is telling hee

[order_of_chaos]

*grin* Very glad you liked it!

[spiral2darkness.livejournal.com]

These are hilarious!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Thanks!

[lilfluffykitten.livejournal.com]

These are still great!

Arrange to ransom Commodore back to the navy in a week or so.

I love this idea - when will Norrington's extended absences be noticed by the top brass? :)

Underling: Sir! Sir! You'll never guess who been kidnapped again?!
Admiral: Sigh...

[order_of_chaos]

Underling: Sir! Sir! You'll never guess who been kidnapped again?!
Admiral: Sigh...
*sporfle* Ohyes. Perfect.

Glad you like them :D

[vintage--cherry.livejournal.com]

*Cackles*
Spend evening on deck with rum, Commodore, crew, and more rum.
Lots more rum.
Get moderately drunk.
Act drunker.
Let Commodore extract hair from Parrot this time.
Try not to fall in love with Commodore.
Fail.
Arrange to ransom Commodore back to the navy in a week or so.

[order_of_chaos]

*also cackles*
Thank you!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

Get moderately drunk.
Act drunker.
*dies laughing* Oh Jack, how we love you. :D

And YOU for having written this. *GLOMP*

[order_of_chaos]

YAY!!! *glomps back* Very glad you liked it!

I'm in a good mood. Request a drabble random-sized fragment of writing, and I'll poke at it with my brain.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! O_O Thank you! *glee*
Hmmm... Let's think... Naval threesome zombie porn? I think that hasn't happened yet. If you want, you can throw in Hornblower for good measure. ;) And some Shakespeare. :D

[nicestkidintown.livejournal.com]

Just piping up to say what a brilliant fic this is! :)

[order_of_chaos]

Yipee! *pounces on comment* Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

[nicestkidintown.livejournal.com]

Hi, it's me again :)

Do you mind if I talk to you about something in private? My e-mail is nicestkidintown at livejournal.com. Thanks!

[coins-2nd-side.livejournal.com]

*grovels* your Geniusness, i am at you command!!
love it all and am squirreling it away to keep FOREVER.
*sends cookies, ice cream, and CHOCOLATE*