order_of_chaos: (Jack/Pearl ship-porn)
2007-02-07 12:07 am

PotC Drabble - In which James gives instructions

Title: In which James gives instructions.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: No names actually mentioned, but intended Sparrington
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Summary: Dialogue-fic aka. who doesn't think James could make someone come just by talking to them?  Is basically porn.
AN: Comments are loved and appreciated, but if I don't reply to them it's at least partly because I'm in Australia for the next week and a bit.


order_of_chaos: (pretty-swirly with border)
2006-11-25 09:03 pm

Torchwood/Doctor Who Double drabble - Handporn III

Title: Handporn III - Doctor's POV
Author:[info]order_of_chaos
Characters/Pairing: Tenth Doctor, implied Jack/Hand
Rating: R
Wordcount: 200
AN: For[info]cyberamanda, who said "What if the Doctor could sense or feel what was happening to his hand?" 



order_of_chaos: (pretty-swirly with border)
2006-11-23 01:49 pm
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Torchwood Drabbles - Handporn I & II

Title: Handporn I & II
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos 
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 2 x 100
Warning: Written by the same part of my brain that happily writes zombie-porn.




order_of_chaos: (Default)
2006-09-26 01:27 pm

PotC Ficlet - A Happening of Porn, with Sand

Title: A Happening of Porn, with Sand.
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington (written for the Sparringtonfest at [profile] scruffy_love)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Many, many thanks to the wonderful [profile] redorchard for betaing!
Phrase-prompt 34: The two men are shipwrecked on an island.  Porn happens.  The end.
Summary: See title.  See also, prompt.  Says it all, really.

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order_of_chaos: (Kraken - almost ate)
2006-07-30 08:56 pm

PotC Drabble - Roast Pirate


Title: Roast Pirate
Author: [personal profile] order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack, Cannibals
Rating: PG
Comment rating: R, rapidly heading for NC-17.  Ghost-porn happened, among other things.
Genre: Humour/Parody
Summary: Sparrow's thoughts as he is roasted alive and eaten by cannibals.
Warning: Character death (surprise surprise).


order_of_chaos: (Default)
2005-12-09 09:57 pm

Sparrington fic - If it wasn't for the law.

Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100, prompt number 082 on the Little Damn Table.
Blame placed on: [livejournal.com profile] ladyhamilton, for reawakening the plot bunny.
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Summary:  See warnings.  Inspired by a certain song from The Mikado.
Warnings: Sex.  Slash.
AN: For everyone on my f-list who also likes Gilbert and Sullivan.  And porn.
Disclaimer: PotC isn't mine.

If it wasn’t for the law
This is what I’ll never, never do. )
order_of_chaos: (Default)
2005-11-12 09:23 pm
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Lorenzo drabble for Arabwel - Introductions

Title: Introductions
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For [livejournal.com profile] arabwel.  Now you're already feeling a bit better, I've finished your cheer-up drabble.  Hope you like it!
Pairing: Lorenzo (OuatiM) / Antonio Banderas (RPS).
Rating: Somewhere between PG-13 and R.
Summary: Kind of like PWP, except without most of the Porn.  Probably pre-movie.
Warnings: Slash.  Implied sex.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Read more... )
order_of_chaos: (Default)
2005-10-06 02:19 pm
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Porn for Arabwel


When you see this, write [livejournal.com profile] arabwel some good smut. 

Oh, hell.  Evil meme.  *invents emergency Enrique-muse*

Title: None
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
For: [livejournal.com profile] arabwel
Summary: Second person PWP, no names mentioned.  Could be anyone, almost.

Porn under cut )

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2005-06-28 02:46 pm

Fic - And Quit My Sight (Sequel to Avaunt)

Title: And Quit My Sight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:  Zombies.  Sex.  Slash.  Mind-controlled James obeying Sparrow's every command.  Not precisely noncon, but might as well be and if I said more I'd ruin the shock-factor... on second thoughts, maybe I shouldn't post this.
AN: The title doesn't mean anything, it's just the second part of that verse.  Very proud of this, though I was a bit shocked when it started pouring out of my pencil - can't believe it wants to be a series.  Sequel to Avaunt
James woke on the deck of the Pearl )
order_of_chaos: (Default)
2005-06-10 12:52 pm

Fic - Avaunt (Zombie-Sparrington porn)

Title: Avaunt
Author: [livejournal.com profile] order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zombie-Sparrington porn, mostly.  Read at your peril.
AN: I've lost my objectivity on this piece to the point where I don't even know whether I like it or not.  My main worry is that the parts might not match up properly (character-wise, style-wise etc.) since I'm not used to writing anything longer than a few hundred words.   The first part (up till half way through the sex) wrote itself, the second part fought like anything, and the last bit (after being ignored for ages) cooperated in letting me write it.  I think it's good, insofar as zombie-porn can be considered good.  Constructive criticism would be welcomed.
Disclaimer: PotC isn't mine.  Neither is Macbeth, but Shakespeare's probably too busy being dead to sue me.

It was his duty to hang him, and he did it. )