Entries tagged with wig crackfic

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PotC Drabble - Mop-wig

Title: Mop-wig
Author:

order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Characters: James, Sophie (his wig), implied Sparrow.
AN: Set (very) loosely in the same universe as Blue Eyes and Dirt, again during DMC.

( The first time James tries to use her as a mop, Sophie bites him. )

Current Mood: cheerful

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PotC Drabble - Blue Eyes and Dirt

Title: Blue Eyes and Dirt
Author:

order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Sparrington
Summary: The pub scene in Dead Man's Chest, from the perspective of Sophie (the blue-eyed wig).
AN: For

elessil (who wouldn't really maim me for withholding Sparrington).

( Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Shatter )

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: They're coming to take me away, ha haaaa!

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Wigs, Muses, and other Cracklings

Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.

( Dramatis Personae: )

Current Mood: creative

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Note to Self:

Lord Cutler Beckett's wig shall henceforth be known as Sylvester.

Current Mood: insane

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PotC Crack - Letters to the Opposition

Title: Letters to the Opposition
Author:

order_of_chaos
Characters: Norrington, Beckett. Only pairing mentioned is Davy Jones/Beckett.
Rating: PG-13 for crack.
Summary: Series of letters between Norrington and Beckett. Insulting nicknames. Death threats. Mentions of wigs, hair dye and love potions. Don't delude yourself that this is supposed to make sense - it isn't. DMC spoiler-warning just in case.

( Dear Jamie... )

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Polyficathon fic!

Title: Cream and Canaries.
Author:

order_of_chaos
[Unknown site tag]Rating: PG-13/R
Pairing: Sparrow/Gillette/Scarlet
Summary: Established relationship fluff (possibly crack), set in Port Royal.
Feedback: Welcome and more than welcome. And please point out errors, so I can fix them.
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to the Mouse, not to me. This may, from a certain perspective, be considered a Good Thing.
AN: Written for [Unknown site tag]hippediva for the PotC Polyfication. (Theoretically, there's a lot more to write, but I thought I'd missed the deadline by far enough.) The request was for Jack borrowing a frock, a set of knitting needed and a contraband copy of the Kama Sutra; no serious angst, death, or dropped stitches. No Kama Sutra, alas - I did write it, but it ended up as a different universe. I hope you enjoy the fic.

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Cream and Canaries – Sparrow/Gillette/Scarlet.

( Read more... )

Current Mood: Ha Haaaaaaaaaa!

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Wig Crackfic - (PotC/HP Crossover)

Title: Hypothetically Speaking.
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Implied Sparrington, Naval threesome, Wigal threesome, Rita Skeeter/Hermione.
Rating: PG-13
AN: Set sometime after Sophie, Insinuation and Jay. I might have got the tenses slightly scrambled up here, but I hope not.
Disclaimer: Not mine, except perhaps Sophie.
( Warning - May contain traces of Rita Skeeter. )

Current Mood: Ha Haaaaaaaaaa!

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Wig Drabbles

Title: Insinuation and Jay
Author:

order_of_chaos
Pairing: Naval threesome, Sophie/Esme/Jenny
Rating: R-13?
Summary: More wig-crackfic. Leave sanity here before reading.
AN: With thanks to those who inspired these (mentioned below).
Disclaimer: Not mine, except Sophie.

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Insinuation (Sequel to Sophie,

cjk1701's fault)

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Jay (Sequel to Sophie and Insinuation,

jaekayelle's fault.)

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Current Mood: busy

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Wig-Crackfic-drabble for Tiggothy, and Challenge.

Title: Sophie
Author:

order_of_chaos
Inspired by:

jaekayelle’s Amnesia fic,

daegear’s bendy kitten drabbles, the community

flagitiousabuse, and the book ‘Brothers in Arms’ by Lois McMaster Bujold, but bearing approximately no similarity to any of them.
For:

tiggothy who was able to answer the question 'how many shillings in a stone?', thus assuring me I'm not alone in the universe.
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: G (I think)
Summary: The Commodore and his wig. Jack Sparrow's sudden aversion to rum.
Disclaimer: Not mine. (Except maybe Sophie, but probably not.)
( If you value your sanity little enough to read this, go right ahead. )

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And I've turned it into a Challenge, because it sounded like fun:
Write a drabble (or more) involving Jack Sparrow giving up rum. Permanently, temporarily, whatever. (This is not to say that if he swears to give it up permanently he will suceed). Preferrably Sparrington, but anything goes.
Could feature his reasons for swearing off all alcohol, his severe (or not) withdrawal symptoms, his sudden and inexplicable obsession with whisky instead. Or anything you wish.

Deadline: Think of a dealine, think of a deadline... nah, can't be bothered.
And drop me a comment, if you do it.