Wig Drabbles

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Insinuation and Jay
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Naval threesome, Sophie/Esme/Jenny
Rating: R-13?
Summary: More wig-crackfic.  Leave sanity here before reading.
AN: With thanks to those who inspired these (mentioned below).
Disclaimer: Not mine, except Sophie.

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Insinuation (Sequel to Sophie, cjk1701's fault)

As their respective transportation and warming devices came together for an evening filled with questionable acts that should really have had no place in a G rated drabble (but were nonetheless most enjoyable), the Wigs - Sophie, Esme and Jenny - joined each other in a cosy huddle; Sophie snuggling close into Esme’s warmth as Jenny fitted perfectly inside her.  There was contentment then; the pleasurable vibration of their purring, and satisfaction in finding such good company to share it with.
And as their officers saw no reason to leave for a very long time, neither did they.

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Jay (Sequel to Sophie and Insinuation, jaekayelle's fault.)

The tiny tuft of hair - more like fur, it was so soft - fitted neatly over the tip of James’ finger.  It was completely, utterly, unfairly adorable.  James was confused.  It appeared to be a wig.  But...
But what..?  Jay, your name is Jay.
The miniature wig was the white of untainted snow.  Eyes like tiny slitted sapphires regarded him with an infant’s curiosity, and a soft rumbling vibration started up - surprisingly loud for one so young.  Jay tumbled carelessly off his fingertip, and he caught it in the palm of his hand, holding it safe.  
“Sophie?” James asked bemusedly, turning towards his wig, “have you and Jenny...?”  He trailed off, not quite sure how to phrase the question.  “Or Esme?”
No answer.
“Both?”
Sophie purred.

Comments

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Awww, I feel warm and fuxxy aftter reading this one :D

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* Glad to hear it.
ps. beware of the sequel - there will be one.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

*giggle* This whole wig-thing is so surreal...

[order_of_chaos]

*grin*
If you found it realistic, THEN I'd worry :P

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Naughty, naughty wigs. *giggles* (not to mention naughty Naval officers)

[order_of_chaos]

*Grins*
It is GOOD to be naughty :P

[gestalt1.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Wig!babies are so adorable!