Wigs, Muses, and other Cracklings
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Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.
Dramatis Personae:
The Wigs
Sophie – Norrington’s wig; white, blue eyes. First seen in Sophie.
Radioactive-Sophie - Comes with Radioactive-Norrington. Buy one, get one free. Live to regret it. Created here.
Esmeralda (Esme) – Theodore‘s wig; white, green eyes.
Jennifer (Jenny) – Andrew‘s wig; white, dark brown eyes. Esme and Jenny are both in this fic. And their names were declared here, as decided by
cjk1701,
elessil and
shrieking_ell.
Cornelius – Weatherby’s wig; grey, long-haired, blue eyes. Found in Cream and Canaries. Has probably (but maybe not) managed to get himself dyed grey again by now. Named in the same post as Esme and Jenny.
DeLafontaine - Cornelius' blue cousin. No known wearer.
Jay – One of the triplets. White female with blue eyes. Found here.
Kay – One of the triplets. Black, male. As yet unwritten.
Elle – One of the triplets. Brown female. As yet unwritten.
Sylvester – Lord Cutler Beckett’s wig. Named here. Found in
cassiopaya's fic No Means No.
Ebeneezer - Dr. Clive's wig. Greyish-brown eyes. In love with Horatio Hornblower. Found in
drbillbongo's fic Unexpected Comfort.
Edward - Murtogg's wig. White, no curls. Created by
cassiopaya in A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.
Joseph - Mullroy's wig. White, no curls. Created by
cassiopaya in A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.
Wig-fics by
order_of_chaos: Sophie, Insinuation, Jay, Hypothetically Speaking, Cream and Canaries, Letters to the Opposition.
Wig-fic by
drbillbongo: Unexpected Comfort.
Wig-fic by
ladyhamilton: The Curse of the Wig.
Wig-fics by
dauntless2005: Lord Rodney's Letter, Sophie's Wait.
Wig-fic by
classics_lover: Pomp and Pageantry.
Wig-art by
elessil: Christmas Spirit.
Comment-drabble by
phoenix_elena: Confessions of a Wig.
Wig-fics by
cassiopaya: Slippery When Wet, No Means No, Girls Gone Wild, and A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.
The Plotbunnies, and other creatures.
Reginald – Eight-headed crack bunny.
Regulus – Eight-headed betentacled crack bunny; brother to Reginald. Created here, amid speculations on tentacle-porn.
Rupert – Eight-headed four-insect-winged crack bunny; also brother to Reginald. Born here, and responsible for
jedipirate's fic Cross-pollination.
Reginaldina – Is either transvestite sibling of Governor Swann, or another Crack bunny.
The Reginaldings – The many descendants of Reginald. Comment-crack.
The Wig-bunnies - Subspecies of Reginalding; spawn of Reginald and Sophie.
Reginaldington - The pairing of Reginald and Norrington. Also the name of the oldest son of said pairing.
The Black Bunny of Angst – Bunny-who-shall-not-be-named. (Muse of the
jedipirate.)
Rachael – Ragetti’s eye.
Neptune – Right-hand sheep (with blue polka-dots.) Named in this thread.
Petifore – Left-hand sheep. Also named in this thread.
Augustus – The Happy Snail. Ditto.
Lord Admiral Rodney – Relation of Norrington’s. Portrait here, fic by
dauntless2005 here, fic by
shrieking_ell here.
Nicholas Gillington (Nicky) – Adopted son of Gillette and Norrington. Is possibly transfigured Aztec gold coin. History of Nicky here, complete with links and fanart.
Lord Cutlery, Cuttlefish, or 'fish - Lord Cutler Beckett in crack-verse.
Uncle Drakey aka. Sir Francis Drake - Voyeuristic God of
black_claw and
drbillbongo's cartoons, as explained here.
Haufen-verse (Being a crack-fic parody of The Lord of the Rings.)
Farplhaufen – Crack version of Faramir; loves books.
Borplhaufen – Crack version of Boromir; is dead.
Dipplhaufen – Crack version of Denethor; loves balls, and possibly Cyclops.
Diplomarbeit – Little known brother of Dipplhaufen; loves his nephews.
Cyclops – Crack version of Sauron; loves Dipplhaufen. Is convinced his name is Sauron.
Frida – Ringbearer; is possibly female incarnation of Frodo.
Meep – Crack version of Merry.
Peep – Crack version of Pippin.
Seep – Crack version of Sam; loves Frida
The Culprits and not-so-innocent bystanders: (please tell me if I've missed anyone)
order_of_chaos
jedipirate
drbillbongo
black_claw
tiggothy
ladyhamilton
dauntless2005
shrieking_ell
i_have_horns
cjk1701
jaekayelle
flagitiousabuse
phoenix_elena
sampaguita_blue
classics_lover
cassiopaya
The Wigs
Sophie – Norrington’s wig; white, blue eyes. First seen in Sophie.
Radioactive-Sophie - Comes with Radioactive-Norrington. Buy one, get one free. Live to regret it. Created here.
Esmeralda (Esme) – Theodore‘s wig; white, green eyes.
Jennifer (Jenny) – Andrew‘s wig; white, dark brown eyes. Esme and Jenny are both in this fic. And their names were declared here, as decided by
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Cornelius – Weatherby’s wig; grey, long-haired, blue eyes. Found in Cream and Canaries. Has probably (but maybe not) managed to get himself dyed grey again by now. Named in the same post as Esme and Jenny.
DeLafontaine - Cornelius' blue cousin. No known wearer.
Jay – One of the triplets. White female with blue eyes. Found here.
Kay – One of the triplets. Black, male. As yet unwritten.
Elle – One of the triplets. Brown female. As yet unwritten.
Sylvester – Lord Cutler Beckett’s wig. Named here. Found in
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Ebeneezer - Dr. Clive's wig. Greyish-brown eyes. In love with Horatio Hornblower. Found in
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Edward - Murtogg's wig. White, no curls. Created by
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Joseph - Mullroy's wig. White, no curls. Created by
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Wig-fics by
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Wig-fic by
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Wig-fic by
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Wig-fics by
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Wig-fic by
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Wig-art by
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Comment-drabble by
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Wig-fics by
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The Plotbunnies, and other creatures.
Reginald – Eight-headed crack bunny.
Regulus – Eight-headed betentacled crack bunny; brother to Reginald. Created here, amid speculations on tentacle-porn.
Rupert – Eight-headed four-insect-winged crack bunny; also brother to Reginald. Born here, and responsible for
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Reginaldina – Is either transvestite sibling of Governor Swann, or another Crack bunny.
The Reginaldings – The many descendants of Reginald. Comment-crack.
The Wig-bunnies - Subspecies of Reginalding; spawn of Reginald and Sophie.
Reginaldington - The pairing of Reginald and Norrington. Also the name of the oldest son of said pairing.
The Black Bunny of Angst – Bunny-who-shall-not-be-named. (Muse of the
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Rachael – Ragetti’s eye.
Neptune – Right-hand sheep (with blue polka-dots.) Named in this thread.
Petifore – Left-hand sheep. Also named in this thread.
Augustus – The Happy Snail. Ditto.
Lord Admiral Rodney – Relation of Norrington’s. Portrait here, fic by
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Nicholas Gillington (Nicky) – Adopted son of Gillette and Norrington. Is possibly transfigured Aztec gold coin. History of Nicky here, complete with links and fanart.
Lord Cutlery, Cuttlefish, or 'fish - Lord Cutler Beckett in crack-verse.
Uncle Drakey aka. Sir Francis Drake - Voyeuristic God of
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Haufen-verse (Being a crack-fic parody of The Lord of the Rings.)
Farplhaufen – Crack version of Faramir; loves books.
Borplhaufen – Crack version of Boromir; is dead.
Dipplhaufen – Crack version of Denethor; loves balls, and possibly Cyclops.
Diplomarbeit – Little known brother of Dipplhaufen; loves his nephews.
Cyclops – Crack version of Sauron; loves Dipplhaufen. Is convinced his name is Sauron.
Frida – Ringbearer; is possibly female incarnation of Frodo.
Meep – Crack version of Merry.
Peep – Crack version of Pippin.
Seep – Crack version of Sam; loves Frida
The Culprits and not-so-innocent bystanders: (please tell me if I've missed anyone)
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Date: 2006-07-22 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-22 03:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-22 07:04 am (UTC)Oh, I thought you might be interested in the thread (http://jedipirate.livejournal.com/63771.html?thread=455195#t455195) which resulted in Neptune, Petifore, and Augustus.
I was going to use my wig!bunny icon here, but Augustus has surprised me with his desire to be seen... and to interact.
Augustus: *waves one feeler happily, then creeps across the floor to snuggle with the nearest person...'s foot* (hey, he's like an inch tall. what did you expect?)
P.S...
Date: 2006-07-22 07:24 am (UTC)Re: P.S...
Date: 2006-07-22 08:12 am (UTC)Any ideas where to find Nicky?
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Date: 2006-07-22 07:57 am (UTC)And I was never certain if Reginaldington referred to an actual entity, or to the cross between Reginald and Norrington. Or both. Ideas?
In other words - squee!!! Fun with the rereading.
*refrains from fatally snuggling Augustus, in favour of offering a lettuce leaf*
*fatally snuggles Jedi instead*
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Date: 2006-07-22 08:29 am (UTC)And I was a thoroughly innocent bystander! *whistles very hard*
So much fun to revisit these.
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Date: 2006-07-22 08:46 am (UTC)Of course you're innocent! *joins in whistling* Innocent bystanders usually create beautiful fanart with wigs in. Yep.
So much fun to revisit these. *seconds that*
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Date: 2006-07-22 12:14 pm (UTC)*cuddles Sophie*
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Date: 2006-07-22 02:01 pm (UTC)As innocent as Jack. *grin* And Jack is innocent, in some ways, isn't he. If you watch him long enough to see - and of course you do, because after all, he's Jack, and you can't very well look away. He's shiny like that.
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Date: 2006-07-22 02:16 pm (UTC)Hmm, I'd say it was in an AIM log of a chat between Ell, Lena and me, as I said...but
Ah. Here it is:
http://cjk1701.livejournal.com/76782.html
It even has the origin of Cornelius in it, too. I forgot that.
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Date: 2006-07-23 09:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-22 06:51 pm (UTC)But... *cough* Little Nicky was actually my idea, not the Farmer's... *whistles*
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Date: 2006-07-23 06:35 am (UTC)And of course Nicky's yours - that's just the only thing on him I've found so far, for the collection. Lots of link-hunting yet to go. Just changed post to make that clearer.
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Date: 2006-07-23 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-23 08:09 am (UTC)*plays with genealogy thing*
http://wc.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?op=GET&db=loveday_anna&id=I1671
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Date: 2006-07-23 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-24 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 10:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-25 07:33 pm (UTC)I love it.
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Date: 2006-07-26 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 08:01 am (UTC)http://cassiopaya.livejournal.com/8974.html
http://cassiopaya.livejournal.com/9282.html
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Date: 2006-08-14 01:19 pm (UTC)*grin* Just added them (and the third) to the list.