Pragmatist of Squee

Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.

Title: Balls, Books and Buggery.
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Dipplhaufen/Farplhaufen/Borplhaufen/Book/Balls.  Could be construed as a crossover between PotC and LotR, but maybe not.
Rating: R? NC-17?
drbillbongo's fault.  Really. 
Warning: CRACK-porn.  Danger.  If sane, do not read.  Even if non-sane, do not drink and read.
More Warnings: Slash, incest, outcest, ghostcest.

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Crackfic, mostly dialogue.

Author: order_of_chaos
For: drbillbongo and jedipirate
Title: Dipplhaufen and the siege of Gondola
Rating: R (just in case, but... the implications.)
'Pairing': Dipplhaufen/Borplhaufen/Farplhaufen.
Warning: No attempt whatsoever has been made at characterisation; any similarity to Denethor, Boromir and Faramir of the Lord of the Rings isn't merely a coincidence - it's a miracle.
Further warnings include: Mentions of incest, suicide, son-icide (I forget the word), necrophillia, threesomes. 
( Read at your peril. )