A Child's Writings

I wrote this well over ten years ago, when I was in primary school and paper was grey-brown recycled jotterpad stuff. Then I found it hunting through old piles of paper and liked it enough still to type it out and keep it. The first part was a "worlds most difficult jigsaw puzzle" - picture on both sides and more things than you should reasonably expect to fit one half that size.

( A Child's Writings )

Jack Ficlet (FearCages)

Title: FearCages
Fandom: PotC
Character: Jack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Characterisation piece. Things that could bind.
AN: I have no idea where this came from, but it was delightfully easy to write. (ETA 2012: While this was a possible interpretation of Jack's character back when there was only the first movie. Post DMC, not so much. Know that.)
Edited: January 2012.

( Jack doesn't mind cages... )

Secret Window Fic: Echoes of Voices (Mort/Mort)

Title: Echoes of Voices
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Mort/Mort
Rating: NC-17
Warning: See summary. May contain traces of plot. And slash. And advertent not-exactly plagiarism.
Summary: Mort tries to kill himself, but Mort stops him.
Fic description: “This doesn’t make any sense.”
Edited: January 2012. Formatting, spelling, and the odd word change; nothing major.

Random quotes/misquotes are from the following:
Peter Morwood, Lois McMaster Bujold, The Last Unicorn, Pirates of the Caribbean, Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, Dead Man, The Princess Bride, Moody Blues, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow.

Starring:
Screwdriver, as potential suicide aid, and really nifty plot-device/murder-tool.
Mort Rainey, the original fluffy confused Mort.
Mort Rainey, the second more-controlled-but-still-fluffy Mort.
John Shooter, as Mort’s ‘imaginary’ personal assassin who refuses to be fired.
The colour red.


The setting sun grows dim
And night surrounds me.
There are no stars.
The Darkness has devoured them
With its black mouth.
Issaqua sings the song of desolation
And I know that I am lost
And none can help me now...

Issaqua comes to find me
To take my life and soul.
For I am lost
And none can help me now.
Issaqua sings the song of desolation
And fills the world with Darkness.
Bringing fear and madness.
Despair and death to all.

~ Peter Morwood, The Demon Lord

( Echoes of Voices )

( And a tiny, violent bonus drabble: Corn-pokes of DOOM )

Fic - Dursleys' Demise (Snape, Harry)

Title: Dursleys' Demise
Characters: Snape, Dumbledore, Harry, Dursleys
Rating: R (for character death, just in case.)
Summary: Snape meets the Dursleys, kills them, and Harry is delighted and loves him forever. Fun, albeit somewhat sociopathic, crack.
AN: Snape-meets-Dursleys. It's a cliché I'm rather fond of, but the more of them that I read, the more it baffles me that whenever Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys he nobly refrains from killing them.
Edited: January 2012.

( No. No way. I won’t and you can’t make me. )

Fic - Winter in July

Title: Winter in July
Author: order_of_chaos
Fandom: Once upon a time in Mexico
Pairing: El/Sands
Rating: G
Time taken: 28 minutes.
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, merely borrowed for mine own amusement. I am making no profit whatsoever from them. The title is from a book by Essie Summers, and the country may or may not be New Zealand.
Challenge: July, quantum leap, no-smoking, refrain, cottage. Time limit: 60 minutes.

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Carols of Chaos #1

Carols of Chaos #1
Jamie’s Christmas - Being a Sparringtonised Version of “Snoopy’s Chirstmas.”
Rating: G
Lyrics mauled by: order_of_chaos

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