Pragmatist of Squee

Warning: Masterlist still very much a work in progress. Reading through, editing, and reacquainting myself with everything first.

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( I have written: )

Title: Echoes of Voices
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Mort/Mort
Rating: NC-17
Warning: See summary. May contain traces of plot. And slash. And advertent not-exactly plagiarism.
Summary: Mort tries to kill himself, but Mort stops him.
Fic description: “This doesn’t make any sense.”
Edited: January 2012. Formatting, spelling, and the odd word change; nothing major.

Random quotes/misquotes are from the following:
Peter Morwood, Lois McMaster Bujold, The Last Unicorn, Pirates of the Caribbean, Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, Dead Man, The Princess Bride, Moody Blues, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow.

Starring:
Screwdriver, as potential suicide aid, and really nifty plot-device/murder-tool.
Mort Rainey, the original fluffy confused Mort.
Mort Rainey, the second more-controlled-but-still-fluffy Mort.
John Shooter, as Mort’s ‘imaginary’ personal assassin who refuses to be fired.
The colour red.


The setting sun grows dim
And night surrounds me.
There are no stars.
The Darkness has devoured them
With its black mouth.
Issaqua sings the song of desolation
And I know that I am lost
And none can help me now...

Issaqua comes to find me
To take my life and soul.
For I am lost
And none can help me now.
Issaqua sings the song of desolation
And fills the world with Darkness.
Bringing fear and madness.
Despair and death to all.

~ Peter Morwood, The Demon Lord

( Echoes of Voices )

( And a tiny, violent bonus drabble: Corn-pokes of DOOM )

Title: Fairest
Pairing: Sparrington.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Compass, compass, in my hand, who is the fairest in the land?
AN: Someone, somewhere has an icon that has Jack looking at his compass, with the words "still the prettiest." That inspired this. Constructive feedback would be welcomed, but then, so would mindless flattery. I now have a compass muse; she’s cheeky, scathing, infuriatingly enigmatic and usually refuses to point North - I adore her.
Edited: January 2012.

( You, my Captain, are fair ‘tis true - but one there is, more fair than you... )

Title:Dancing
Author: order_of_chaos
Summary: A Sparrington interpretation of Jack's escape at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, as inspired by the one-sentenced stories of Gloria Mundi, which I found and read and loved somewhere on sparrington, combined with my love of long sentences and of Jack'n'James. Written before the sequel-movies existed.
Rating: G
Edited: January 2012

( Jack moves as if he is dancing... )