Pragmatist of Squee

Warning: Masterlist still very much a work in progress. Reading through, editing, and reacquainting myself with everything first.

I am: order_of_chaos on dreamwidth, order_of_chaos on livejournal, order_of_chaos on the AO3, Chaosbeatie on fanfiction.net (last updated six years ago), and Cathcat on Deviant Art.


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Today, I went to the optometrist. I'll be getting glasses, but that's not the point. The point is that she was wearing cowboy boots and it was awesome.

Glasses will be awesome, too. I shall be able to see with clarity. Soon, my precious.

Hobbit-extra auditions involved standing (sitting, lying) in a queue that wrapped right around a netball court and then some, in precisely the kind of lazy summer weather that made it impossible to mind doing so. Apparently waiting is what extras do mostly anyway, so this was good practice. Different being around so many people not significantly taller than me; even the men were of reasonable height. Auditions would have involved filling out a form and being photographed, but they ran out of time before we (dad and I) got to that part. It's not going to injure our chances of being Hobbits, though - someone (also Hobbit-sized) came around and, after weeding out everyone who didn't look right to be a Hobbit, gave us forms to fill out and send to them with the necessary photos. So that's all good. *grins* I have no idea when they'll tell us if we actually get to be Hobbits, so I continue to live in hope. Everyone with fingers and other body-parts crossed on my behalf... please keep them crossed until February next year :P

Also, sunburn.

Livejournal just sent me a reminder: order_of_chaos's birthday is coming up on July 28! I am much amused. I am also, apparently, doing a music meme:

1. If you'd like to play along, reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. You then list (and upload or link to the video, if you feel like it) 5 (6, 7) songs that start with that letter.
3. Then, as I'm doing here, you'll post the list to your journal with the instructions.


I got an H from arabwel, so here be H's. With youtube links, mostly, because they're my version of laziness!

Hoist the Colours (PotC)
Half Jack (The Dresden Dolls)
Happity (Fatcat & Fishface)
Heaven Help My Heart (Chess)
Hope Eyrie (Leslie Fish)
Haggis Season (Captain Beaky)

For Hoist the Colours, I blame PotC; for Half Jack, I blame synecdochic's SG1 AU Broken Wings; for Happity and Haggis Season I blame my dad; for Heaven Help My Heart, I blame my love of musicals (and upbringing in general - thus, indirectly, parental units again) and Hope Eyrie is by the same person as Banned from Argo and I somehow stumbled over it while looking for things beginning with H.

I did art. It is scribbley and sunsetty and I completely lack objectivity on it because I was there the whole time I was creating it, so any constructive criticism would be wonderful.

( Sunset Scribble Thing )

weaverbird had fish, and now, because I am a sheep (and sheep are known for the keeping of small aquatic lifeforms) so do I!

Title: Step together
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: The Doctor accepts.
AN: For the best_enemies' drabble challenge prompts crisis and faith. I have no idea how those two words inspired this (especially since I never write anything, ever), but they did.

( This is a familiar dance: the Master asks, the Doctor refuses, and life goes on, each balancing the other. Come. Watch it change.... )

Title: Doubly Flagitious
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I never owned PotC, and I gave Sophie (Norrington's wig) her freedom years ago.
AN: ell wrote wigfic. This is directly inspired by it. As in, written the moment I finished reading that, and this will make much less sense if you don't read that first.

( Sophie's stunt doubles... )

1. Captain Jack Harkness is the anthropomorphic personification of sex. No, really, he is. In Good Omens (go and read Good Omens, if you haven't already) there are the four riders of the apocalypse, and when War, for example, goes anywhere, fights break out all around her. And over her. And she likes it. For Jack it's the same, but with sex. With fanon!Jack it's even more obvious; canon!Jack keeps having angst happen instead, which is tragic.

2. Fic recs (mostly recycled, because lately I've been living off ficrecs, which means that most of the things I think are awesome enough to rec are things I read because someone else recced them). If I was actually writing the post, there would be more, and maybe even mention of why I like them.
Symphony for Stars and Planets - Star Trek Orchestra AU (Kirk/Spock). String Theory, a Concerto for Violin in D Minor - SGA Orchestra AU (McShep).
Jack/Chewbacca with spot-on Jack-characterisation.
Home (Kirk/Spock) and its side-stories Gossip (pre-Chekov/Sulu), and Speculation (pre-Chekov/Sulu with awesome Chekov moments).

3. My brother karate-punched a hole in my door by accident a few weeks ago. It's kind of awesome in an "I will never let you live it down and I have a hole in my door for evidence" kind of way. Also, it proves that it's not enough to know your own strength - also also need to know the comparative strength (or flimsiness) of everything else as well.

4. Everywhere I turn, I run into a kink-meme. They're everywhere. st_xi_kink is on part ten already. It's kind of awesome.

5. I love subverting things. Tropes, genres, expectations of normalcy. Fairytales especially - I rewrote The Three Little Pigs all the time when I was a kid (First pig: straw, second pig: sticks, third pig: tomatoes, rocket chairs and mashed bananas. They all escaped in the rocket chairs; I can only assume it made sense at the time). It's no wonder I grew up to love fanfiction so much - it's a logical extrapolation of my personality back then.

1. It's my birthday! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!