I hereby succumb to peer pressure....

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I sacrificed jaekayelle to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I rescued rasquine from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In August, I exposed anise_anise to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (700 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
order_of_chaos

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