Torchwood Haiku-fic - TARDIS/Jack/Hub

Haiku-fic – TARDIS/Jack/Hub
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Slight spoilers for End of Days

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Hub flirts with TARDIS
TARDIS flirts back – they decide

( To share Captain Jack. )

Fandom meme.

Guess which fandom goes with which number – shouldn’t be too hard, because I wrote it more to amuse myself than to be cryptic.

1. There can be only one.  Slash!  Stab!  Chop!  (Highlander, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)
2. There can be only two, and one of them’s your father.  Mwahahaha! (Star Wars, guessed by msp_hacker)
3. But it’s better with three.  Beware the giant pepper-pots of DOOM! (Doctor Who, guessed by msp_hacker)
4. Make that lemons.  Beware the lemons of DOOM!  Also, turn things on with your mind and get eaten by life-sucking space vampires. (Stargate: Atlantis, guessed by shrieking_ell)
5. Alternatively, get eaten by non-space vampires while trying to poke sticks into them. (Buffy, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)
6. And/or by life-sucking demons of apocalyptic proportions.  Stay dead for a month. (Torchwood, guessed by msp_hacker)
7. Make that a year.  For tax purposes. (Hitchhiker's Guide, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)
8. And speaking of money, how about returning that cursed gold?  The undead thing really messes with ones sex life. (PotC: CotBP, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)
9. As does dying, but if you must – murdered by pirates is good.  But your girlfriend will go and get herself engaged to a prince. (Princess Bride, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)
10. Also bad for the sex life: flirting with a jar of dirt.  It doesn’t have the equipment. (PotC: DMC, guessed by xzombiexkittenx)

Doctor Who Drabble - In which the Doctor thinks fondly of tea, and also, Martha

Title: In which the Doctor thinks fondly of tea, and also, Martha
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters: Doctor, Martha, mentions of Rose
Wordcount: 100
AN: Wrote this because I liked Martha, just from the picture of her, and most of the fics I've read only have her as an obstacle between Jack and Doctor and sex, which isn't quite fair to her.  Posting it now because a Martha community randomly appeared - marthajones_dw, and who could ignore a coincidence like that?
Summary: See title.

( Clickity. )