Harry Potter Drabble

[order_of_chaos]

Title: The Boy Who - er, well - it's like this...

Author: order_of_chaos

Rating: PG

Summary: Very, very, short.  Funny though. 

Disclaimer: Harry belongs to JKR.  Not me.

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The boy who - er, well - it’s like this...

Some time in the middle of sixth year, Harry tripped on one of the moving staircases. The fall broke his neck, killing him instantly.

Harry scrambled to his feet and looked down at his body with dismay. Um. He ran his hand through his traditionally messy hair, noting that both hair and hand were now silver, and transparent. This is so embarrassing.

It was fortunate that he was dead, because he would never have lived this one down.