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29. Revenge of the Singing Valentine (From Harry, to Voldemort)

Everybody was singing it, and the Dark Lord was going slowly insane.

Voldemort, shmoldemort, Mouldywart, Voldie ought,
t’know when he’s beat, and his efforts are all for naught.
His eyes are red, he’s really very short,
And he’s lost every single battle he has ever fought.

Though perhaps 'slowly' was being over-conservative.  It was not a good time to be a Death Eater.
***

45. Take offs

“Very well.  If you will not join me, you will be destroyed.”

In retrospect, Harry decided, it was probably a bad idea to accuse the Dark Lord of misquoting Star Wars.

Even if it had turned out all right in the end.

***

“Avada Kedavra.”  

Green light flashed.  

Harry screamed. 
“Ow!  Ow - stop it.”  Between gasps for breath he sounded indignant.  “Stop it, that tickles.”

Voldemort held the curse for a minute longer just to enjoy the sight of his enemy writhing on the ground.

***

“Don’t do that again?” Harry asked imploringly, fixing his wide emerald, eyes on the Dark Lord.  It was adorable.

“I...”

Harry’s eyes shimmered.  He blinked.  “Please?”

Horribly, horribly adorable.

"I won't," Voldemort said softly.  "I promise, I won't."

Harry smiled at him.

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