Will: Er... Elizabeth? You don't have to... um. Elizabeth: *brandishes scissors* Will: *hold up hands* I mean, I'm already a eunuch. Didn't want to lose my singing voice. So I don't need you to cut it off. Elizabeth: Damn. Oh well, sing for me then.
*** Meanwhile, as Chaos struggles not to think about Sophie/Norrington/Reginald threesomes***
Commodore:Norrington: What are you doing, pirate. Captain Jack Sparrow: [voice muffled against Norrington's chest] 'm cuddling. Commodore Norrington: Yes, I am aware of that. WHY are you cuddling me, Sparrow? Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth's scary. You're not scary - you're adorable. Except when you're trying to kill me, of course. Then you're both. Commodore Norrington: [flatly] You think I'm adorable. Captain Jack Sparrow: Of course I do, luv. You're beautiful. And shiny and honourable and sweet and handsome. How could I not think you're adorable. Commodore Norrington: *blushes faintly* Ah. Alright then.
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Date: 2005-11-17 05:14 pm (UTC)Elizabeth: *brandishes scissors*
Will: *hold up hands* I mean, I'm already a eunuch. Didn't want to lose my singing voice. So I don't need you to cut it off.
Elizabeth: Damn. Oh well, sing for me then.
*** Meanwhile, as Chaos struggles not to think about Sophie/Norrington/Reginald threesomes***
Commodore:Norrington: What are you doing, pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [voice muffled against Norrington's chest] 'm cuddling.
Commodore Norrington: Yes, I am aware of that. WHY are you cuddling me, Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth's scary. You're not scary - you're adorable. Except when you're trying to kill me, of course. Then you're both.
Commodore Norrington: [flatly] You think I'm adorable.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Of course I do, luv. You're beautiful. And shiny and honourable and sweet and handsome. How could I not think you're adorable.
Commodore Norrington: *blushes faintly* Ah. Alright then.