Doctor Who/Torchwood drabble - A Justification for the Existence of Retcon (Master/Owen)

[order_of_chaos]

Title: A Justification for the Existence of Retcon (at least in Owen's opinion)
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters/Pairing: The Master/Owen Harper, Myfanwy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sex. Or is that porn?
AN: For wendymr, because she asked for it.

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“You bloody wanker! Get off me!”

The Master bites him, distractingly. He’s been doing that a lot lately, and it’s disgustingly unfair. It always makes his brain short-circuit, and the smirk with which the Master explains that he fully intends to get him off doesn’t help matters either.

Owen moans, but doesn’t stop struggling even when the Time Lord sinks his teeth in hard enough that it comes close to not being fun anymore. “I said no, damn it. We are not having sex in front of the pterodactyl.”

The Master pouts. “But she’s so cute. And she likes it.” He turns to Myfanwy and flutters his eyelashes. “Don’t you, precious?”

The squawked reply sounds disturbingly like a yes.

The Master sticks his hand down Owen’s pants and strokes strategically, several times. Then he stops. “Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?”

Owen swears. “Okay, fine. But you’re sleeping on the couch for a week.”

“Awwwww.”

“If you’re good, I’ll even join you. It’s not like the bed here’s much more comfortable.”

And then there is sex.

(It’s good sex, too – even the pterodactyl agrees.)

The end.

Comments

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I think you've just done me some sort of deeply confusing brain injury.

PLS HALP.

*laugh*

[morgynleri]

*grins and giggles* This was definately a good ending to the day. A banner leads to fic request leads to crack!fic...

*hands over some brownies*

[lizz-112.livejournal.com]

Me likey!

So much GUH! That I can't form, uh, those...uh... Sentences!

I'd never put them together....me likey!!

More for cyber-cupcakes?
Fair swap I'd say!

[gimmesimon.livejournal.com]

this makes me chuckle.
Pterodactyl is my favourite dino... they deserve such yumminess to occur.
^-^

[innuendo-31.livejournal.com]

"We are not having sex in front of the pterodactyl."

Aaw but she totally does like it (I know I would).
You may yet inspire me to more icons :)
May I friend you?

[x-bluerose-x.livejournal.com]

Love it, love your icon (I have a hand and finger fetish, methinks...) :D

[dark-aegis.livejournal.com]

*laughs* So wrong, but funny. Wendy'll love it *g*

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's... brilliantly cracky.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be laughing about this all day :D Great job.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Retcon cocktail, please?

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

I'd never thought about this pairing... but now its freakishly obsvios... definetlly made me laugh!

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Seriously crack!tastic. There's definitely an OTP3 in the making there.

[ayankha.livejournal.com]

*blink*

*laughs*

i had no idea Myfanwy was such a voyuer.... i have something in common with a pterodactyl xD such lovely crackfic... please tell me there's more to come? :3

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant :))) As you already saw on Teaspoon, I was giggling at this. Owen/Master so needed to be written, once I saw morgynleri_fic's banner.

I'm already working on your ficlet instead of writing the last chapter of Dimensionally Transcendent.

[koschei-sigma.livejournal.com]

I agree with Myfanwy! Master/Owen is love :)

Heheh, so much fun!