Evil-bad-no-good Drabble the SIXTH

Title: BlackJack

Author: order_of_chaos

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Sixth in the EvilNorrie series.  Starring EvilSparrow.

Warning: Characterisation may disturb (or otherwise outrage) some people.  (Me included.)

AN: Well, the plot-weevil still lingers in the land of the living, so - Please kill it, throw stones at it, feed it to the cat, burn it at the stake, flame it, stomp on it, f*** it with a rusty spork, spit on it, chop it into little bits with blunt scissors, poke its eyes out with blunt sticks, give it flu injections with rusty needles, cover it with cockroaches, tape it's eyes open and make it watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur, etc. It doesn't deserve to live. The sentiments expressed herein are in no way my own.

And yet... I'm growing strangely attached to it.  That's sanity for you - always leaves when you need it most.

Previous Parts: 1. To Remedy the Lack of Puppy-kicking,  2. The Turner's Wedding, 3. The Commodore Ate My Baby, 4. The Condemnation of William Turner, 5. The Innocent Flower

Disclaimer: Don't worry - I don't own them.

( BlackJack )

Harry Potter Drabble

Title: The Boy Who - er, well - it's like this...

Author: order_of_chaos

Rating: PG

Summary: Very, very, short.  Funny though. 

Disclaimer: Harry belongs to JKR.  Not me.

( The boy who - er, well - it's like this... )

Drabble - Half-curse

Author: order_of_chaos

Blame placed on: undead_monthly.

Rating: G

Summary: Two loosely connected drabbles, which explain more-or-less why the curse works the way it does in a fic I haven't posted yet, but will eventually.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The curse knows them, those who have survived her... )