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I looked through my file of unfinished drabbles/fics.  Then I thought, in my innocent and unsuspecting manner, that it would be nice to know how many there were.  So I counted them.  And. There. Were. Approximately. 125.  (Mostly all in one document, thank goodness.)  I'm still not sure of the exact figure.  Some of them are little more than pairing ideas, and some are looking more like ficlets than drabbles already.  A few ideas that ought to be turned into epics once I work out how to do epics without getting distracted. 
So - much traumatised by madnessrandombrilliance of own brain.  Adopt a plotbunny, anyone?

I adore grapefruit.
It's my dad's birthday today.  Must make cake.
Camelia petals are scattered in a glorious shower of bright pink all across the patio.  Pretty.
I have, mostly, grown out of eating paper.

Dialogue-Crackfic - LotR, of a sort.

Crackfic, mostly dialogue.

Author: order_of_chaos
For: drbillbongo and jedipirate
Title: Dipplhaufen and the siege of Gondola
Rating: R (just in case, but... the implications.)
'Pairing': Dipplhaufen/Borplhaufen/Farplhaufen.
Warning: No attempt whatsoever has been made at characterisation; any similarity to Denethor, Boromir and Faramir of the Lord of the Rings isn't merely a coincidence - it's a miracle.
Further warnings include: Mentions of incest, suicide, son-icide (I forget the word), necrophillia, threesomes. 
( Read at your peril. )