Meme.

confiscated from drbillbongo

Type "[yourfirstname] needs" into Google and put up the top ten results.

Chaos needs you! - *cuddles flist*
Chaos needs compromise. - maybe so.
Chaos needs to cut off a horn from the mother Face Worm. - Whatwhat?
Chaos needs to be properly contained. - grrr.
Chaos needs to be allowed to thrive. - purrrr.
Chaos needs more lines - hmm.
Chaos needs no warrior or tactician; it spawns strategists which are inseparable from the ungrounding strategies they unleash. - Mwahahaha!
Chaos needs little introduction - *grin*
Chaos needs to assert itself on humanity - again, mwahahaha!
Chaos needs thorough research - Requires too much self-motivation.

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Cathy needs a wheelchair - no.
Cathy clearly needs this motorised wheelchair - still no, but could be fun.
Cathy needs no introduction - I like that.  That be nice.
Cathy needs to punch up her strip with poop and pedophile jokes. - zombie-poop?
Cathy needs to investigate the impacts on Senate operation structures. - Which ones are the Senate again?  I'm assuming they don't mean Ancient Rome.
Cathy needs to come to all universities - Yay, learning!
Cathy needs help - We hold this truth to be self evident.
Cathy needs this lobotomy - See above
Cathy needs a family that will allow her to be independent, but to also be there as a support to help her reach her goals. - I have that already!  Now I need the independance.  And a goal.
Cathy needs to first buy the t-shirt, and then let. the print house print the picture on it. - Pie?