PotC Drabble - Mark II - Facial Graffiti

Title: Mark II – Facial Graffiti
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Genre: Humour/Parody
Pairing: Speckett (Sparrow/Beckett), if you wish to see it as such.
Summary: Jack leaves his mark on Beckett.  It's been done before, and will be done again - it's too good a starting-point for fics not to be - but this time, it's crack.  (Not compared to some of the things I've written, but still.)

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( Mark II )

PotC Drabble - Roast Pirate

Title: Roast Pirate
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack, Cannibals
Rating: PG
Comment rating: R, rapidly heading for NC-17.  Ghost-porn happened, among other things.
Genre: Humour/Parody
Summary: Sparrow's thoughts as he is roasted alive and eaten by cannibals.
Warning: Character death (surprise surprise).

( Jack sizzled and charred... )