PotC Drabble - Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy?

Title: Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? – (being the same day, as planned in advance by equally-psychic!Sparrow)
Sequel to: Things to do Today, Savvy?
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: Despite my sincere attempts to keep this to PG-13, it still ended up as NC-17.  Alas.
Summary: See title.
Genre: Part list, part crack, part fic.  Breaks fourth wall.

( Things to do Next Tuesday, Savvy? )

Torchwood ficlet - In which Jack comes back five minutes later and abducts Ianto.

Title: In which Jack comes back five minutes later and abducts Ianto.
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: PG
Notes: Spoilers for season one Torchwood, for summary see title.

( In which Jack comes back five minutes later and abducts Ianto. )