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order_of_chaosPick characters before looking at questions. Mine are:
1. Captain Jack Sparrow
2. Commodore James Norrington
3. Frederick Abberline
4. Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
5. Ichibod Crane
6. Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow
7. Bruce Wayne/Batman
8. El Mariachi
9. Inigo Montoya
10. Westley
11. Crowley
12. Aziraphale
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Jonathan Crane/Crowley. Never.
Do you want to? Hell yeah.
2. Do you think Four is hot? Sands, hot. Most certainly.
How hot? Very.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Aziraphale got El pregnant? Are we talking about the same Aziraphale here? Angel? Likes tartan and old books? Crowley would probably spend the next few centuries drunk, but El and Azi would possibly make good parents. My head hurts.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Inigo? Actually, no. If you see any, let me know.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
James Norrington/Jonathan Crane. Yes. Very. Been there, thought of that already, someone please write this?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? "Five-nine, five ten tops - it's no record, but bigger than most of us." That is so a quote from Once upon a time in Mexico.
Ichibod Crane (I keep having to specify which Crane, dammit) with Inigo or Westley? I think... Westley. No reason.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Norrington/Aziraphle. Also a pairing I've contemplated, and will love anyone forever for writing. The way my brain's screwed on at the moment, Batman would probably join in.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Abberline/Westley. Are you kidding? Murders, chaos, fencing, false accusations, time travel, true love, miracles. Gratuitous sex.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack Sparrow/El Mariachi? Possibly. I'd have to check through zxombiexkittenx's drabbles.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Batman/Aziraphale. The Broken Shades of Black and White.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sands deflower Sparrow? Oh, yes, and Sparrow so needs deflowering. *sniggers*. Timetravel, bondage, apprenticeship. Possible gun-kink, and/or blindfolding.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Batman slash? Unquestionably.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Abberline? I expect so.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Crowley? Yes, I think.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
James Norrington/Ichibod Crane/Jonathan Crane. They haven't yet, but yes. Oh yes. I'd just have to wait for a convenient drabble-meme and then pounce.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
True love.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
El Mariachi. "The house love built," by Tito and Tarantula. (It was in Desperado.)
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack Sparrow/Jonathan Crane/Aziraphale. NC-17, crack, threesome, wing-kink, terror, angst, slash, bondage, etc. Please disengage brain before reading. I mean it.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
James Norrington/Westley. "That's a remarkably fine sword. May I...?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ichibod Crane. The last time xzombiekitten updated "Away from the Woods"
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Jonathan Crane. (And if it's secret, then it's not fear, so...) Trust.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Trust me, Crowley would probably shag just about anyone, or what's the point of being a demon? Inigo - yeah.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Abberline/Batman. Batman, definitely. Ooh, pretty. Someone write this for me.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Sparrow and Inigo (yay, pirates!) are in a happy relationship until Inigo suddenly runs off with Sands (ulterior motive on Sands' part - needed bodyguard?). Sparrow, broken-hearted (it is possible, I suppose), has a hot one-night stand with Crowley (*melts*) and a brief unhappy affair with Aziraphale (they sooooo would not suit), then follows the wise advice of Ichibod Crane and finds true love with Abberline (Sparrow/Abberline, teh pretty, I want)."
What title would you give this fic? Bring to the boil, and stir vigorously for ten minutes before eating.
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. arabwel, xzombiexkittenx... um... probably most of you, if only out of morbid curiosity and Depp-love.
Name one person who should write it. I think it should be a drbillbongo/jedipirate collaboration.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Batman/El Mariachi? Oh the crossover-squeesqueesqueeness of it all. Together they would wander the fandoms, collecting pretty Johnny Depp characters for their harem.
1. Captain Jack Sparrow
2. Commodore James Norrington
3. Frederick Abberline
4. Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
5. Ichibod Crane
6. Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow
7. Bruce Wayne/Batman
8. El Mariachi
9. Inigo Montoya
10. Westley
11. Crowley
12. Aziraphale
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Jonathan Crane/Crowley. Never.
Do you want to? Hell yeah.
2. Do you think Four is hot? Sands, hot. Most certainly.
How hot? Very.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Aziraphale got El pregnant? Are we talking about the same Aziraphale here? Angel? Likes tartan and old books? Crowley would probably spend the next few centuries drunk, but El and Azi would possibly make good parents. My head hurts.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Inigo? Actually, no. If you see any, let me know.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
James Norrington/Jonathan Crane. Yes. Very. Been there, thought of that already, someone please write this?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? "Five-nine, five ten tops - it's no record, but bigger than most of us." That is so a quote from Once upon a time in Mexico.
Ichibod Crane (I keep having to specify which Crane, dammit) with Inigo or Westley? I think... Westley. No reason.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Norrington/Aziraphle. Also a pairing I've contemplated, and will love anyone forever for writing. The way my brain's screwed on at the moment, Batman would probably join in.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Abberline/Westley. Are you kidding? Murders, chaos, fencing, false accusations, time travel, true love, miracles. Gratuitous sex.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack Sparrow/El Mariachi? Possibly. I'd have to check through zxombiexkittenx's drabbles.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Batman/Aziraphale. The Broken Shades of Black and White.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sands deflower Sparrow? Oh, yes, and Sparrow so needs deflowering. *sniggers*. Timetravel, bondage, apprenticeship. Possible gun-kink, and/or blindfolding.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Batman slash? Unquestionably.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Abberline? I expect so.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Crowley? Yes, I think.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
James Norrington/Ichibod Crane/Jonathan Crane. They haven't yet, but yes. Oh yes. I'd just have to wait for a convenient drabble-meme and then pounce.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
True love.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
El Mariachi. "The house love built," by Tito and Tarantula. (It was in Desperado.)
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack Sparrow/Jonathan Crane/Aziraphale. NC-17, crack, threesome, wing-kink, terror, angst, slash, bondage, etc. Please disengage brain before reading. I mean it.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
James Norrington/Westley. "That's a remarkably fine sword. May I...?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ichibod Crane. The last time xzombiekitten updated "Away from the Woods"
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Jonathan Crane. (And if it's secret, then it's not fear, so...) Trust.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Trust me, Crowley would probably shag just about anyone, or what's the point of being a demon? Inigo - yeah.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Abberline/Batman. Batman, definitely. Ooh, pretty. Someone write this for me.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Sparrow and Inigo (yay, pirates!) are in a happy relationship until Inigo suddenly runs off with Sands (ulterior motive on Sands' part - needed bodyguard?). Sparrow, broken-hearted (it is possible, I suppose), has a hot one-night stand with Crowley (*melts*) and a brief unhappy affair with Aziraphale (they sooooo would not suit), then follows the wise advice of Ichibod Crane and finds true love with Abberline (Sparrow/Abberline, teh pretty, I want)."
What title would you give this fic? Bring to the boil, and stir vigorously for ten minutes before eating.
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. arabwel, xzombiexkittenx... um... probably most of you, if only out of morbid curiosity and Depp-love.
Name one person who should write it. I think it should be a drbillbongo/jedipirate collaboration.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Batman/El Mariachi? Oh the crossover-squeesqueesqueeness of it all. Together they would wander the fandoms, collecting pretty Johnny Depp characters for their harem.
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Date: 2005-08-27 03:58 am (UTC)Yup, I would sooooo read that one... :D
And for 25, I am unable to decide if it should be Bale!man or Bat!Clooney :P
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Date: 2005-08-27 04:12 am (UTC)This meme is so very like a virus. I'm guessing there will be a spate of strange crossovers in the near future, from 'most everybody.
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Date: 2005-08-27 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-27 04:32 am (UTC)"I thought you'd never come back for this thing." I thought you'd be back for me.
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Date: 2005-08-27 09:15 pm (UTC)BTW, what are Crowley and Aziraphale from? I need to watch that movie, obviously.
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Date: 2005-08-28 12:44 am (UTC)Crowley and Aziraphale are from the book Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett, which also contains the four riders of the apocalypse (DEATH, Famine, War, Pollution), and the antichrist (Adam.)
The fandom is composed mostly of Crowley/Aziraphale addicts (no surprise there) and is blissfully easy to write crossovers for.
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Date: 2005-09-01 06:33 am (UTC)