PotC Drabble - Thinking with...

[order_of_chaos]

AN: Right.  This is, without doubt, the strangest POV I've ever written from.  And I'm going to post it, and stop second-guessing my sanity, which disappeared long ago in any case, and isn't available for questioning.
Title: Thinking with...
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Sparrington.
Rating: R?  (UST, vivid imagination and ....)
Summary: Would spoil the surprise, trust me.

Thinking with…

James' cock thought that Jack Sparrow was the most intriguing, frustrating, desirable person it had seen for a very long time.  Meretricious, exotic, hypnotic and altogether too beautiful.  Unfairly beautiful.  It wanted to feel those expressive hands wrapped about it, stroking, teasing, caressing… wanted those lips, pouting, smirking, knowing, tempting, to take it in, taste it, suck it and savour it, wanted to bury itself deep within that tight backside and feel those muscles rippling and clenching around it, and needed - needed - to empty itself inside that pirate in a flood of ecstasy.  It was obsessed.
Needed, needed, needed - but no matter how much James' cock pleaded, throbbing and urgent in its overpowering, all-consuming desire, no matter how it ached, and wept precome against the tight tight whiteness of his naval breeches, no matter the heat it would send over and over again, burning through the rest of his body….
Commodore James Norrington didn't think with his cock.

Pity, really.

Comments

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

...

*SPORFLE*

Oh my, that was hilarious! Excellent, brilliant, wonderful, amazing - and I'll run out with words to describe it. Wow. The most incredible POV that's ever been written and once again, you are a pioneer.

I bow to your ingenuity. *bows*

*reads again*

[order_of_chaos]

Thankyou! So very glad you liked it.

Read my comment-replies. One of them randomly turned into porn.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

ROFL! This is just priceless!

Commodore James Norrington didn't think with his cock.

Pity, really.

*falls over giggling* (and really, he may just take a break and indulge in typical male behaviour ;) )

[order_of_chaos]

"Hardly typical, dear one," he tells his captive, gently, mercilessly. "I require first your loyalty."
Jack twists under the hands on his wrists, searching for contact. Not finding it. "You have it, then," he gasps breathlessly. "You have it - you have me, so please..."
Lips slide a pattern from neck to jaw-line to catch his lips. Fiercely intent. A tall, powerful body presses against his and long fingers prepare him, quickly. Almost too quickly, but he needs this, he does. A hard, eager cock takes him, as sweetly, ruthlessly controled as everything else about the man.
Jack surrenders everything, and gains everything in return.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm.... *purrs in a satisfied heap*

[order_of_chaos]

*grin*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*GUH*
Hotness.

[order_of_chaos]

Indeed. Glad-you-liked.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Oh, James' poor, poor cock. Hopefully Jack thinks with his? *grins*

[order_of_chaos]

Thinks with? Jack practically IS his cock. So sure of his prowess, and yet... James won't choose him for that alone. Not ever.
But he will choose him.

[rach74.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

Perfect!

Commodore James Norrington didn't think with his cock.

Pity, really.


Loved this part particularly! Come on James- indulge in some regular male behaviour!

[order_of_chaos]

James regarded his cock with exasperated fondness. "Patience," he murmured softly. "Your time will come."
//And the pirate?// the aching member questioned. //He will be ours?//
The Commodore smirked, possessive fire hiding banked in his bright green eyes. "Do you doubt me?"
//Never.// Though it didn't stop pleading. Couldn't stop, now.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

//And the pirate?// the aching member questioned. //He will be ours?//

God... I think you just killed me. I am now officially thinking of James conversing with his cock about Jack.

[order_of_chaos]

I wrote that? *joins you amoung the ranks of the undead* This is something to be proud of.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

And don't you even START thinking about zombie-sex.

(I had to think of Gollum/Smeagol - I think it was the "It will be ours?" Of course, James/his cock/Jack is far sexier :)

[order_of_chaos]

Gollum/Smeagol. Mmm, OTP. On second thoughts, Urk.

Just realised that it is (give or take a few days) your birthday. Congratulationsss, precious! I shall post you a drabble.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

'twas yesterday. But it might be possible that at some point in the world, it's still the 4th Septemer.

Or actually, not. By 15 minutes. I think.

*squees* Thank you!

[order_of_chaos]

Drabble posted :)

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

As ever, love - fantastic :-)

[order_of_chaos]

Thanks!

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Yes. Definitely the strangest POV EVER.

[order_of_chaos]

*grins madly*

[sinningia.livejournal.com]

blow it out of all proportion/ Logic - Detrimental to creativity./ Label it crackfic and keep writing. Alright, I think I understand you perfectly now *laughs* Wonderful POV, I never thought about it that way, but there is really something going for the saying "He's thinking only with his cock". I LOVE the idea *cackles*

~sinningia~

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

Y' know, what you write isn't quite crack!fic because it makes sense.

Hell, I'd even be tempted to say your POV voice is probably spot on.

And hey, bonus drabbles in the comments! Whee! *pets the Jack/James one* Good to know he finally started listening.

I can just imagine it:

Cock: "It's a good thing at least one of us is talking sense."
Jack: Eh? Who said that.
James: Well it certainly wasn't my cock, no sirree.
Jack: ...
Cock: *whistles innocently*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

rofl

I don't know why that tickled me so much. But it did. XD

[fairlyironic.livejournal.com]

Laughs, Poor James, so out of touch with his anatomy :)

[order_of_chaos]

Yay. Thanks for commenting.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

That is absolutely brilliant!

I love this POV. I want more of it!

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

Pity indeed! :)))

[order_of_chaos]

*grins*

[ladyhamilton.livejournal.com]

YUMMY POV!! This is insanely wonderful (or is that wonderfully insane?) and made me laugh very loudly. I hope no one comes to investigate because my emails are not that funny. *smirks* Awesome, as always.

[inkywaters.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! And hot, love, this is fantastic. To come up with a James/his cock/Jack threesome...you are brilliant.

[order_of_chaos]

Glad you liked it! Very glad. *wanders off, smirking*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*snort!*

You, m'dear, are brilliant. I adore your sense of humor.



...and your sense of smut... can I say that? Oh bugger it, I just did.

Yay for bizarre, smutty body parts with minds of their own!

[order_of_chaos]

...and your sense of smut...
I like that phrase. Thanks!

Yay for bizarre, smutty body parts with minds of their own!
Indeed. *waves banner*

[porridgebird.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAA!! I totally missed this before. My thanks to elessil for pointing me here. This is so cool. I love your brain.

[order_of_chaos]

*grins* My brain is delighted! Thank you!

[sanfuturo.livejournal.com]

OMG! I'm LMAO! This is too funny! Thank you!

[order_of_chaos]

*grins gleefully* Glad you liked :P