Still.

[order_of_chaos]

Human: Close your eyes.
Horatio Hornblower: Is that a command?

Human: Yes.
Horatio Hornblower: I don't have to obey you, Chaos.

***

Human: Please make love to me.
Horatio Hornblower: Thanks for asking politely. I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.

Human: What if they were?
Horatio Hornblower: Try it and see.

Human: I will.
Horatio Hornblower: Go ahead.

***
Human: Who am I?
Horatio Hornblower: You are Chaos, seeker.

Human: Why am I here?
Horatio Hornblower: We are all actors on the stage of life.

Human: What is my purpose?
Horatio Hornblower: Hopefully we are all doing God's work.

Human: Who is God?
Horatio Hornblower: he is master of the universe.

Human: What is the universe?
Horatio Hornblower: The set of all things.

Human: What is the meaning of life?
Horatio Hornblower: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Comments

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Dude! o_O I think that's the most coherent conversation anyone has ever gotten out of him!

Wheee! I'm 23! I'm the meaning of life! XD

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Gahahahahahaahahahaahaaaaa!!!

Sorry! *snerk*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehe XD

[order_of_chaos]

Mwhahaha!

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

He remembered your name?!! With me he sometimes didn't even know his own...

[order_of_chaos]

Probably busy think about sex. Or lizards.

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Lizards?!? WTF?

Sex is always good! (I think he even said this once...)

[order_of_chaos]

Actually, no lizards. Was just feeling random.
Sex IS indeed always good. 'cept when it's bad - then it's just kinky.

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, lizard!kink!!!

What with throwing away the tail andd stuff?

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

You should never try kissing a lizard. It'll bite your lip.

(Unless of course you're into that sort of thing...)

[order_of_chaos]

And you know this because...?

Maybe it would turn into a hansome prince - but that's frogs. Maybe a handsome officer instead :P

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

lol, I know this because my little nephew tried it once! Well, he's not so little anymore, but he definitely still remembers. =P

[order_of_chaos]

I don't blame him. If I kissed a lizard and it turned into a handsome officer, I'd remember it too ;P

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

It must work differently for kids and adults... because all it did to him was leave two little pinholes in his lip. =P Though if it would turn into a handsome officer for me, I'd gladly kiss it.

Especially if he ended up being in uniform... and let me help him out of said uniform. =X

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Well, I already got bitten by a rat, I don't think it's much worse.

But it gives good inspiration for more zombie!kink! *hinthint*

[order_of_chaos]

Nuh-uh. *shakes head*
No zombiekink. No zombiekink involving rats.
No zombiekink involving our Commodore catching a very pretty pirate and carefully stripping away his clothes, his skin, his muscles, until he's more naked than he's been in his life, then licking him slowly from top to bottom, flicking his tongue into little crevasses of bone and nibbling sharply on his ribcage, either. Absolutely not. I should be doing nano.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*meep!* o_O

[order_of_chaos]

*grin*
*BIIIIIIIIIIIG GRIN*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

*SNIFFFFFFFF!!!!*

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos: You can't smell me - I have deodorant!

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

I meant *sniffle*!!

ME WANTS CRACKFIC!!! ASAP, of course! ;)

[order_of_chaos]

Let me think..... no.

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

*sends you loads of cute little wig!bunnies that eat you the last shirt off your back*

*pout*