order_of_chaos | Wigs, Muses, and other Cracklings (Reply)

Cast of Characters, including sentient Wigs, Plotbunnies, other Creatures, and Haufen-verse. If I've missed any, please tell me, and I'll add them to the list.
I've decided to post this now, and add links/pictures/updates etc. as I go along.

Dramatis Personae:

The Wigs

Sophie – Norrington’s wig; white, blue eyes. First seen in Sophie.
Radioactive-Sophie - Comes with Radioactive-Norrington. Buy one, get one free. Live to regret it. Created here.
Esmeralda (Esme) – Theodore‘s wig; white, green eyes.
Jennifer (Jenny) – Andrew‘s wig; white, dark brown eyes. Esme and Jenny are both in this fic. And their names were declared here, as decided by

cjk1701,

elessil and

shrieking_ell.
Cornelius – Weatherby’s wig; grey, long-haired, blue eyes. Found in Cream and Canaries. Has probably (but maybe not) managed to get himself dyed grey again by now. Named in the same post as Esme and Jenny.
DeLafontaine - Cornelius' blue cousin. No known wearer.
Jay – One of the triplets. White female with blue eyes. Found here.
Kay – One of the triplets. Black, male. As yet unwritten.
Elle – One of the triplets. Brown female. As yet unwritten.
Sylvester – Lord Cutler Beckett’s wig. Named here. Found in

cassiopaya's fic No Means No.
Ebeneezer - Dr. Clive's wig. Greyish-brown eyes. In love with Horatio Hornblower. Found in

drbillbongo's fic Unexpected Comfort.
Edward - Murtogg's wig. White, no curls. Created by

cassiopaya in A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.
Joseph - Mullroy's wig. White, no curls. Created by

cassiopaya in A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.

Wig-fics by

order_of_chaos: Sophie, Insinuation, Jay, Hypothetically Speaking, Cream and Canaries, Letters to the Opposition.
Wig-fic by

drbillbongo: Unexpected Comfort.
Wig-fic by

ladyhamilton: The Curse of the Wig.
Wig-fics by

dauntless2005: Lord Rodney's Letter, Sophie's Wait.
Wig-fic by

classics_lover: Pomp and Pageantry.
Wig-art by

elessil: Christmas Spirit.
Comment-drabble by

phoenix_elena: Confessions of a Wig.
Wig-fics by

cassiopaya: Slippery When Wet, No Means No, Girls Gone Wild, and A Day in the Life of Ed & Joe.

The Plotbunnies, and other creatures.

Reginald – Eight-headed crack bunny.
Regulus – Eight-headed betentacled crack bunny; brother to Reginald. Created here, amid speculations on tentacle-porn.
Rupert – Eight-headed four-insect-winged crack bunny; also brother to Reginald. Born here, and responsible for

jedipirate's fic Cross-pollination.
Reginaldina – Is either transvestite sibling of Governor Swann, or another Crack bunny.
The Reginaldings – The many descendants of Reginald. Comment-crack.
The Wig-bunnies - Subspecies of Reginalding; spawn of Reginald and Sophie.
Reginaldington - The pairing of Reginald and Norrington. Also the name of the oldest son of said pairing.
The Black Bunny of Angst – Bunny-who-shall-not-be-named. (Muse of the

jedipirate.)
Rachael – Ragetti’s eye.
Neptune – Right-hand sheep (with blue polka-dots.) Named in this thread.
Petifore – Left-hand sheep. Also named in this thread.
Augustus – The Happy Snail. Ditto.
Lord Admiral Rodney – Relation of Norrington’s. Portrait here, fic by

dauntless2005 here, fic by

shrieking_ell here.
Nicholas Gillington (Nicky) – Adopted son of Gillette and Norrington. Is possibly transfigured Aztec gold coin. History of Nicky here, complete with links and fanart.
Lord Cutlery, Cuttlefish, or 'fish - Lord Cutler Beckett in crack-verse.
Uncle Drakey aka. Sir Francis Drake - Voyeuristic God of

black_claw and

drbillbongo's cartoons, as explained here.

Haufen-verse (Being a crack-fic parody of The Lord of the Rings.)

Farplhaufen – Crack version of Faramir; loves books.
Borplhaufen – Crack version of Boromir; is dead.
Dipplhaufen – Crack version of Denethor; loves balls, and possibly Cyclops.
Diplomarbeit – Little known brother of Dipplhaufen; loves his nephews.
Cyclops – Crack version of Sauron; loves Dipplhaufen. Is convinced his name is Sauron.
Frida – Ringbearer; is possibly female incarnation of Frodo.
Meep – Crack version of Merry.
Peep – Crack version of Pippin.
Seep – Crack version of Sam; loves Frida

The Culprits and not-so-innocent bystanders: (please tell me if I've missed anyone)

order_of_chaos

jedipirate

drbillbongo

black_claw

tiggothy

ladyhamilton

dauntless2005

shrieking_ell

i_have_horns

cjk1701

jaekayelle

flagitiousabuse