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Date: 2008-08-23 10:28 am (UTC)*dances a tango*
How *do* you get this funky little thing to work? I can never seem to procure my own stats for some reason. :(
And, no, I am not bored out of my tiny little mind and procrastinating more than most small countries. Why do you ask?:P
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Date: 2008-08-23 11:56 am (UTC)And I just followed the instructions. I'm pretty sure that if I tried to explain them they'd make even less sense. But I did it anyway.
1. Copy and paste this
http://www.livejournal.com/export_comments.bml?get=comment_meta&startid=0
into your address bar.
Save resultant page of randomness to your computer.
2. Click the browse button on the lj comment stats page. Find and select your saved page of randomness. Click get stats.
3. Copy and paste stats (which are in html and look like so much gobbledegook) into an lj post and hit preview to see if it looks right. Post it if it does.
Did I ask? *looks innocent* Besides - procrastination in moderation is a fine thing.no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 12:21 pm (UTC)*tangos happily*
Awesome!
And believe you me: your explanations make a whole lot more sense than *theirs* did. :D
Why said anything about moderation? :P
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Date: 2008-08-23 10:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 12:04 pm (UTC)*grins*
10 is a good number. I like Ten.
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Date: 2008-08-23 11:19 am (UTC)I'm halfway sure that the majority of Bookcat's comments are from one of the epic limerick posts and that amuses me. ^_^
Also, your total number of commenters is very impressive! I suspect it's because of the handporn. And wigs. Just glancing at the usernames at the top takes me back to the heady days of PotC fandom. le sigh. ^^
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Date: 2008-08-23 12:20 pm (UTC)Although, last time? You were 13th. You are gaining :P
Hee. Very probably. Just thinking about our epic limerick posts makes me want to curl up into a ball and laugh for a while.
Ah, the Golden Age of
CrackPotC. It was awesome.no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 12:25 pm (UTC)The limerick posts are, I think, a good indicator of everything else to do with us: everything is, somehow, connected to zombies and whores. And all of it is in crack form.
POTC FANDOM IS WHERE WE MET, CHAOS. DO YOU REMEMBER? Actually, I don't know what our first interaction was. I know how I met DQ, and Cupcake, but I'm blanking on you. :/ Do you have any idea? Likely one of us commenting on another's fic.
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Date: 2008-08-23 01:00 pm (UTC)Think of them, poor dears, selling themselves on street corners with bits falling off them. Don't you just want to take them home and feed them a nice, steaming-hot plate of (someone else's) brains?
I do remember that we were both in PotC Fandom when we met, but other than that, I haven't the faintest clue (I suspect I simply gravitated towards the crack, and there you were). Can it be that we have not known each other forever?
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Date: 2008-08-23 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-24 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-24 07:21 am (UTC)I have never heard it before.
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Date: 2008-08-24 08:21 am (UTC)Ok, his MySpace is here (http://www.myspace.com/voltairenyc), and "Zombie Prostitute" is the 5th song down on his player.
If for some reason that doesn't work for you, or if you just want the song for your very own
to molest and do wicked things with, lemme know and I'll upload it for you.His music is great. It's funny Goth! XD
*makes mental note to acquire new Voltaire icon*
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Date: 2008-08-25 06:05 am (UTC)Wow. Oh, wow. That is awesome.
I thank you for the introduction.
My favourites of that lot: Zombie Prostitute (naturally), Death Death etc. and When You're Evil (which I knew already from a Master fanvid and loved enough to memorise the words, but hadn't thought to check the author of).
But. Zombie prostitute! I want it for my own. To molest and do wicked things with. *grins*
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Date: 2008-08-23 10:43 pm (UTC)most likely true. just as a majority of Chaos's comments on my journal are from that PotC/Star Wars/a little bit of everything else x-over spawned from the trivia quiz I wrote five billion years ago. ^_^
(also: almost 400 commenters? crazy! I have 40 at my journal, max. :P)
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Date: 2008-08-25 06:19 am (UTC)*grins* I lure them in with drabbles
and eat their brains. It's fun.Also, I have the terrible suspicion that I've had this thing for close to four years, now.
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Date: 2008-08-23 12:09 pm (UTC)*spamspam* :D
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Date: 2008-08-23 12:23 pm (UTC)*grins*
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Date: 2008-08-23 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 02:38 pm (UTC)weird.
But I could tlel you all aout my latest insane story ifd you wnat ÖP
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Date: 2008-08-25 09:05 am (UTC)*grins*
In fact, please do. What is this latest insanity of yours?
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Date: 2008-08-25 09:29 am (UTC)the latest insanity,a s I desctribed it to some people yesterday:
the main chartacters are Kell and Ed. kell is a sweet, shy, fresh out of college chick who is a curvy short redhead type. Gothy and a bit kinky, jsut not very experrienced. And no, not a virgin. :P
ed is this thirtysomething systems admin hwho is tall, gawky, geeky, wears fglasses and stutters a little... by day. By night> think love god of the goth underworld. dances like sex personified and has his pick of women ifg he deigns to take one.
they meet a t aclub, ahve hot anonymous sex.
come monday.. Kells tarts aat the company Ed works for. In fact, she works indireclty for huim. She sees him but makes no conenction betweeen the leatherclad decil and the shy geeky admins he sees in passing and who is, accoridng to her cubemates, gay.
he sees her and goes "well,d amn, guess this will be a repeat occirance".
they slowly befirend each other electrronically at work + he is abeing th ebig bad bofh taking interest int he little heldlesk monkey. staritng with abit of "Hey, good job with aht ticket!" and she is happy to have afirend in hium,a lthough she lamost bnever seem shim,c ause she is neww in town.
and while they befriend at work, they also keep having hot, anonymous, progressively kinkier sex at the club.
he starts eventually sending her emails as his club+self as well, and althoughs he loves them, with alltheir aughtiness and directions for her, she wants to track him down. cause she wnats more.
so she asks Ed to help her.
cue dark office int he evening, Kells itting in a chair, realizing Guy sending her kinky email = Ed.
EdÖ I Will be in the server room. (necknibble(
Kell> *wibbles*
Ed: *goes to server room, sits down, panics*
Kell> *wubbles abit longer, then gfollows*
Cue server room, Ed sitting down
Ed: you do realize I am both your jkgeeky and NOT GAY DAMMIT friend, and the guy who has had you crawling on all fours licking his boots before screwing yous illy for months, right>?
Kell: *nodnodnod*
Ed: come here
Kell: *bounces over and goes all kneely*
Ed: can has you?
Kell> you can has me.
*hot sex happens with Kell tied up on a server rack*
adn form there, a happily ever after XD
Also included evil coworkers, PFYs, possibly babies, cool roomamtes, etc :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 10:04 am (UTC)rjgh;qo3inhg;eokvn3eoliughdfnerbheruruieriuhgselrkgnjeruin!!!!!!
I have seen/read the emailing someone you know not knowing it's them idea several times before, and this sounds like an awesome twist on that theme.
Ed is a bad, bad person.
And not gay. I shall refrain from being sad about this fact :P
Reaction scenes = Wow. Bits of insanely adorable; bits of insanely hot. I loved Ed panicking, and Kell being bouncy then kneely - so obviously delighted about it. Yay!
PFY? Pornographic Fluffy Yentas? Pink Flamingoes Yodelling? What?
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Date: 2008-08-25 10:13 am (UTC)Amnd why is he a bad man? :P And not gay. iam deabting Bi but i dont; wnat to repeat my themes :P
I am hoping i an manage the bouncykeenly thing and not hjsut have jher panci and heistantly tiptroe over and be puleld down or something :P
And, PFY = Pimply Faced Youth. Jsu tlike ed is the Bastard Operrator From Hell, he should ahve a Pimply Faced Youth as a sidekick. if I make ed a biu, then the PFY is probably his bitch :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 10:28 am (UTC)really Supermanbeen shagging her brains out by night until she decides to hunt him down? Definitely bad. Or at least devious. But in a good way :DPeople are straight, sometimes. Shocking, I know :P
You could always make someone else bi. Maybe one of the evil co-workers.
Of course. *grins* That does make moar sense than the flamingoes. Sidekicks are fun.
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Date: 2008-08-25 10:35 am (UTC)and yes, they are. Edmund should hbe entirely single so PFY sweho is his bitch would not woerk.
the evil coworkers are actually nasty annoying bitches etc whot ry to get kell int rouble and so fort.h, so there is no need to give them any good atributes. :P
I thinkt he sidekick may be gay. :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 11:06 am (UTC)Go to the bathroom - yes, right now. Fuck yourself with your fingers, but don't come. Then get back here and tell me all about how much you're looking forward to tonight.
And for variety on the skipping of underwear - wear this specific set of underwear to work today.
They can't all be completely evil - that strains the bounds of probability more than one of them secretly being a werewolf. Character depth ain't just for the good guys, ya know :P
I hope so. All good sidekicks should be gay. *g*
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Date: 2008-08-25 11:09 am (UTC)well yeah, theya ren;t that evil. but htue are generally petty, nasty, narrow-minded and bitchy :P
And yes, sidekicks should be. and he needs aboyfriend. and Ke;;s cousin/bff/roommate needs aboyriend. :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 11:21 am (UTC)Does sidekick have a name or should I just keep mentally calling him Robin? Or Tim?
And tell me about this bff. Big Friendly Flamingo? (No, I'm kidding - I do know what that one stands for. Just couldn't resist the flamingoes.)
How long has it known Kell? What
speciesgender is it? Extrovert/introvert? Sense of humour? Sense of porn? Does it even like flamingoes?no subject
Date: 2008-08-25 11:28 am (UTC)Big Freiendly FlamingoÖ her name is Vwelvet. wel ok, velma. She is Keölös cousin and the reason she is "allowed" to live int he city by her strict like woah parents. she is nice, gothic, big and stonf anfd blonde. but nnot dumb. LIkes romantic gothic things +s eh would adore sex with red roses, drippy candle was and silk sheets :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 12:18 pm (UTC)What about Jason? He was a Robin. (I won't suggest Dick.)
Velvet. Mmmm. *strokes*
Drippy candles sound fun. So do roses, once the thorns have been removed. Silk sheets sound slippery. But then, ending up in a heap on the floor doesn't haven't to be a bad thing :P
Can we go and kill Kell's parents now? I'm not sure I like them.
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Date: 2008-08-25 12:45 pm (UTC)Hmm, I like Jason.. I can see Jason ::D
Velvets are nice. and she is all pettbalelike. abnd yes, she likes all sortso ffun things. :P
nah,t heya re not evil.jsut very very overprotective. sheös grown up with jsut a few minor hangups. and no she will nto be a virgin :P
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Date: 2008-08-25 01:19 pm (UTC)*pets Velvet*
Only a few minor hangups is not too bad at all. All right. *sighs* They can live.
Need sleep now. Goodnight :)
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Date: 2008-08-25 01:20 pm (UTC)They can live, ti is the nasty coworkers who need a killing :P
Nini! Sleep well!
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Date: 2008-08-23 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-25 08:53 am (UTC)*grins and waves*
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Date: 2008-08-23 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-25 06:42 am (UTC)*passes cookie, slightly nibbled*
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Date: 2008-08-25 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-24 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-24 09:56 am (UTC)And a cookie.