Arrgh. It's got me too.

[order_of_chaos]

Human: What are you wearing?
Horatio Hornblower: I am wearing my usual officer's uniform. It's a bit warm in here though...

Human: Take it off, then.
Horatio Hornblower: There are people watching.

Human: Are you shy?
Horatio Hornblower: Do I look like it?

Human: Yes.
Horatio Hornblower: Excuse me!

Comments

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

heheheheheheheheMwahahahahahahahaha! XD

*ahem*

You cannot escape the clutches of the Horatio!bot. Resistance is futile.

[order_of_chaos]

I should strangle you for this. Slowly and painfully, and stop just short of death so I could do it again and again.

Human: Resistance is futile.
Horatio Hornblower: You will be assimilated.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*eg* Who? Little ole' me?

[order_of_chaos]

Human: Should I strangle Jedipirate?
Horatio Hornblower: Trust your instincts.

Human: Should I strangle myself?
Horatio Hornblower: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently and takes a step away from teh chaos*

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos grins hungrily, and stalks forward with intent.

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Uh oh... *backs up slowly*

*yells* Uncle Drakey!!!

Drake: *yawns* *examines fingernails* *pretends not to hear*

Damn you!! If you don't help me, I swear I'll annoy you for all of eternity!! You know I will!!

Drake: Oh, ok ok. *zaps*

*feels all tingly for a sec... then nothing* What the heck did you do?? I don't feel any different!! *backs away some more*

Drake: Oh, just be patient.

*steps backward into the moonlight* *looks up at the moon, then looks down at hands*

*hair starts sprouting, ears start elongating... and all surroundings start getting much much bigger*

*looks around and sees a fluffy tail*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?! Squeeeeaaaaak??!!

(Translation: You turned me into a bloody waresquirrel??)

Drake: *sits back and has a good laugh*

*squeaks grumbily and defends herself, attacking Chaos with her sharp little squirrelly claws*

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! *glomps squirrel*

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

*runs all over and up and down Chaos*

*squeaks loudly as she is glomped*

*curses Drake in her little squirrelly squeak, but is grateful at least that she's keeping her neck intact... and if Chaos tries anything she can bite her fingers*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Can I watch? Pretty pleeeeeaase??

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

It's a conspiracy!

*looks around nervously*

[order_of_chaos]

Conspiracy: *pounces*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

*pats the squirrel*

*joins Drakey*

Me: You know, I love your sense of humour!
Drakey: *zaps Chaos*
Chaos: *transforms to a giant fluff-ball*
Drakey: Oooops. *grins*

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos: Squeak! *reproduces by binary fission*
Chaoses: *reproduce by binary fission*
Chaoses: *reproduce by binary fission*
Chaoses: *reproduce by binary fission*

Chaoses: *turn back into normal, mostly human form.*
Chaoses: *grin madly at one another*
Chaoses: Ha! *grin madly at Drakey and you* Didn't know we could do THAT, did you?

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

*looks at Drakey*

I think we should consider rewriting the Chaos-Theory. Something's very wrong here!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
I must admit that I'm a bit worried now...

*silently vanishes before the Chaoses notice*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

*snatches Bill back*

I think I'll need you here... HEEEEELP!!!

*looks at Chaoses*

*looks at Drakey*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the Chaoses are all quite cuddle-worthy...

*multiplies*

*cuddles and gropes Chaoses* WHEE!

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

O_o

Ok...?

[order_of_chaos]

Chaoses: *purrrrrrr*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

HA! Thanks to Bill I got it now!

*nods to Drakey*
Drakey: *zaps Reginald*
Reginald: *multiplies until he reaches number of Chaoses*
Farmer: Now every Chaos has her own Reginald. This should mean many more drabbles and stuff. *glee*
Drakey: *nods and zaps bunnies to Chaoses* (irremovable!)

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos: Wheee, Sparrington! *cuddles attached Reginald*
Chaos: *looks on with amused disdain and ignores attached Reginald* This is so infantile.
Chaos: NANOWRIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C'mon Reggie - you'll like Kitron, he looks just like Norrington. *drags attached Reginald sideways a few universes*
Chaos: *grins at Reginald* You and Sophie, huh?
Chaos: *recalibrates Reginald for OuatiM fandom* ...because Slave!Sands reeeeeeally wants to kill people now, but he's smart....
Chaos: *recalibrates Reginald for Bleach fandom* Byakuya/Renji, understand. And he'll beat him someday, I know he will.
Chaos: I just watched Interview With a Vampire. So... Louis/Lestat. *grins conspirationally at Reginald.
Chaos-that-is-male-due-to-random-genetical-glitch: *gloats over shiny new genitalia*
Chaos: *starts working on Icha Icha Hurricane in the Naruto fandom. Mutters about KakaIru*
Chaos: *goes to help Chaos on Nanowrimo* And wait... isn't the subtext supposed to be set up for Zared/Lucien? Not Kitron/Lucien.
Chaos: *gets into involved discussion with Reginald over
Chaos: *stares into space* Michiru. Takuto. Izumi. Me-chan. *glomps all.*
Chaos: He's a demon - of course he's in love with Aziraphale. ... Yes, that is how it works. ... because I said so, savvy?
Chaos: *gets bored with replying to commentage, and quits*

[teh-farmer.livejournal.com]

Wow!

*tries to understand at least half of it*

Ok, I understand Wheee, Sparrington! Wheeeee indeed!!!

Uuuuuh, Sands! Give me that!!! *sends bunny food to keep Reginald strong*

And Louis/Lestat! And, and...

*is envious of Chaos-that-is-male-due-to-random-genetical-glitch*
Unfair!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

Chaos-that-is-male-due-to-random-genetical-glitch: *gloats over shiny new genitalia*

*wails*

Life is unfair.

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos-that-is...: *smirk*
Other Chaoses: You are SO right. *mumblegrumble*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*nudges other Chaoses* Shall we do something about that major unfairness? ;)

[order_of_chaos]

Chaoses: *grins* He WOULD make a lovely eunuch, wouldn't he? Yeah, good idea!

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

AND we wouldn't need contraception.

Erm. I did NOT write that.

[order_of_chaos]

Chaoses: No, you did. We SAW it.
Chaos-that-is: Help?

Nicky: *pounces*
Parrot: *dodges*
Feather: *falls*
Nicky: *pounces*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*gets scissors*
Snip snip?

[order_of_chaos]

More feathers: *fall*
Nicky: *purrs*
Parrot: *cuddles up with Sophie to keep warm*
Captain Jack Sparrow: Wonders what-the-bloody-hell the Commodore is doing on his ship, but gives that up in favour of thinking he is cute when he's not wearing his wig*
Commodore Norrington: *smirks smugly*
Elizabeth: *borrows scissor to cut hair*
Will: Butbutbut... I LIKE your hair*
Elizabeth: I didn't mean MY hair.
Captain Jack Sparrow: *backs awaaaaaay from the Elizabeth* Help! *hides behind Commodore*
Commodore: *smirks smugly* But of course, Sparrow. I usually help those I intend to hang.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Parrot/Sophie? I'm not sure Reginald would be too pleased. Or Norrington. o_O

And I like Jack's hair, too! *grabs Jack and Norrie and pushes them in Jack's cabin*

*throws Will and Elizabeth belowdecks* There you are. Cut what you want, but you won't touch Jack!

[order_of_chaos]

Will: Er... Elizabeth? You don't have to... um.
Elizabeth: *brandishes scissors*
Will: *hold up hands* I mean, I'm already a eunuch. Didn't want to lose my singing voice. So I don't need you to cut it off.
Elizabeth: Damn. Oh well, sing for me then.

*** Meanwhile, as Chaos struggles not to think about Sophie/Norrington/Reginald threesomes***

Commodore:Norrington: What are you doing, pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [voice muffled against Norrington's chest] 'm cuddling.
Commodore Norrington: Yes, I am aware of that. WHY are you cuddling me, Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth's scary. You're not scary - you're adorable. Except when you're trying to kill me, of course. Then you're both.
Commodore Norrington: [flatly] You think I'm adorable.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Of course I do, luv. You're beautiful. And shiny and honourable and sweet and handsome. How could I not think you're adorable.
Commodore Norrington: *blushes faintly* Ah. Alright then.

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos-that-is...: *climbs to the top of the tallest tree (Mast, they're called masts, luv) and stays there, shivering, until night falls and he turns into a werewolf. (Although strictly speaking he was already a werewolf, and it just got a great deal more obvious)*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

Oh... *backs away* Pretty wolf! Pretty pretty... You know you're pretty, don't you? And you know, I taste really bad. You don't want to try that. Really.

*flees*

[order_of_chaos]

Chaos-wolf: *gazes at reflection in bucket of water*

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I completely agree with what jedipirate said. Nobody can escape the Horatio!bot. :D

[order_of_chaos]

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no-one ever has :P

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

That's true. But as long as nobody proves me wrong, I'm right. :D

[order_of_chaos]

Riiiiiiiiiight.