Arrgh. It's got me too.

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Human: What are you wearing?
Horatio Hornblower: I am wearing my usual officer's uniform. It's a bit warm in here though...

Human: Take it off, then.
Horatio Hornblower: There are people watching.

Human: Are you shy?
Horatio Hornblower: Do I look like it?

Human: Yes.
Horatio Hornblower: Excuse me!

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Chaos-that-is...: *smirk*
Other Chaoses: You are SO right. *mumblegrumble*

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*nudges other Chaoses* Shall we do something about that major unfairness? ;)

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Chaoses: *grins* He WOULD make a lovely eunuch, wouldn't he? Yeah, good idea!

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AND we wouldn't need contraception.

Erm. I did NOT write that.

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Chaoses: No, you did. We SAW it.
Chaos-that-is: Help?

Nicky: *pounces*
Parrot: *dodges*
Feather: *falls*
Nicky: *pounces*

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*gets scissors*
Snip snip?

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More feathers: *fall*
Nicky: *purrs*
Parrot: *cuddles up with Sophie to keep warm*
Captain Jack Sparrow: Wonders what-the-bloody-hell the Commodore is doing on his ship, but gives that up in favour of thinking he is cute when he's not wearing his wig*
Commodore Norrington: *smirks smugly*
Elizabeth: *borrows scissor to cut hair*
Will: Butbutbut... I LIKE your hair*
Elizabeth: I didn't mean MY hair.
Captain Jack Sparrow: *backs awaaaaaay from the Elizabeth* Help! *hides behind Commodore*
Commodore: *smirks smugly* But of course, Sparrow. I usually help those I intend to hang.

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*dies laughing*

Parrot/Sophie? I'm not sure Reginald would be too pleased. Or Norrington. o_O

And I like Jack's hair, too! *grabs Jack and Norrie and pushes them in Jack's cabin*

*throws Will and Elizabeth belowdecks* There you are. Cut what you want, but you won't touch Jack!

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Will: Er... Elizabeth? You don't have to... um.
Elizabeth: *brandishes scissors*
Will: *hold up hands* I mean, I'm already a eunuch. Didn't want to lose my singing voice. So I don't need you to cut it off.
Elizabeth: Damn. Oh well, sing for me then.

*** Meanwhile, as Chaos struggles not to think about Sophie/Norrington/Reginald threesomes***

Commodore:Norrington: What are you doing, pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [voice muffled against Norrington's chest] 'm cuddling.
Commodore Norrington: Yes, I am aware of that. WHY are you cuddling me, Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth's scary. You're not scary - you're adorable. Except when you're trying to kill me, of course. Then you're both.
Commodore Norrington: [flatly] You think I'm adorable.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Of course I do, luv. You're beautiful. And shiny and honourable and sweet and handsome. How could I not think you're adorable.
Commodore Norrington: *blushes faintly* Ah. Alright then.

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Chaos-that-is...: *climbs to the top of the tallest tree (Mast, they're called masts, luv) and stays there, shivering, until night falls and he turns into a werewolf. (Although strictly speaking he was already a werewolf, and it just got a great deal more obvious)*

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Oh... *backs away* Pretty wolf! Pretty pretty... You know you're pretty, don't you? And you know, I taste really bad. You don't want to try that. Really.

*flees*

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Chaos-wolf: *gazes at reflection in bucket of water*