Pragmatist of Squee

Title: Roast Pirate
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters: Jack, Cannibals
Rating: PG
Comment rating: R, rapidly heading for NC-17.  Ghost-porn happened, among other things.
Genre: Humour/Parody
Summary: Sparrow's thoughts as he is roasted alive and eaten by cannibals.
Warning: Character death (surprise surprise).

Garnished with red scarf,
The brave Captain Jack Sparrow,
Breakfast for Kraken.

And look at the icon galadhir made for me!  *gestures gleefully at icon*

Also, my brother just randomly gave me a pineapple.  Am quite delighted.  I believe it's a late birthday present.

It's my BIRTHDAY today, and guess which movie I took myself to see?!


Also for my Birthday, Dad got me two records (Gilbert & Sullivan in Brass and Andwer Lloyd Weber's Requiem) and a talking book CD of Three Men in a Boat, which made me grin, but not jump up and down (literally) squeeing (also literally), until I realised it was read by Hugh Laurie, who plays House.  And Mum got me a plant, which I planted, and a reversible jacket that will come in handy if I want to escape from a crime-scene.  One side black, the other lime green with random-fluorescent-patterned collar, truly abominable fashionwise, in a way I very much like.  An pockets, which are vital.  And I got me chocolate - the Cabury 'Mint Chips' flavour that I have mentally labeed kryptonite chocolate.

Anyway, squee!

Lord Cutler Beckett's wig shall henceforth be known as Sylvester.

Title: A Love Story
Author: order_of_chaos
Characters: OMC/OFC, Jack Sparrow, Sea.
Summary: A retelling, in it's way, of the Little Mermaid.  But not at all, not really.  A fairystory of Jack's parents.
AN: Not exactly inspired by (but not exactly not), elessil's Sea Men, and oasis_herself's Fish Tale.  And Gillette's line about mermaids, naturally.

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Title: Exceptions
Author: order_of_chaos
For meletor_et_al, for telling me to post it, this providing non-self motivation.
Character/Pairing: Lieutenant Norrington, future Sparrington.
Rating: G
Summary: Norrington hates pirates. But...
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Exceptions. )

Title: Apathy
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Summary: Nobody cares.  Literally.  Follows the beginning of PotC.
Warning: The opposite of happiness is not angst. 
AN: From the bleakest corner of my soul.  I have no idea why I just wrote this, because I'm happy.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
( It meant nothing. )

If I was self-motivated to do what I'd like to do, I would have written...
(Warning: spoilers for fics I would really, really like to write, but probably never will.)
( fic-dreams )

Once upon a time (about a month ago), there was a challenge, the Vice Versa Challenge, which sounded fun, so I signed up for it, thinking "yes, fun, will write fic!!"  But my muses said no, we want to do fanart.
So... I did fanart.  And since I am terribly lazy, I didn't post it until now. 

( hangings )

Title: Frostbite, Penguins, and Bloody Indifferent Commodores.
Author: order_of_chaos
A late happy birthday to ficlet for oneiriad, who asked for Sparrington garnished with penguins, and who is lucky I didn't take her too literally about the garnish.
Pairing: Sparrington
Rating: G
Summary: It's either the North Pole or the South Pole, it's very very cold, and Sparrow has just been arrested by Norrington.
Warning: May contain traces of illogic.
Disclaimer: Characters not mine, despite the vague possibility that Norrington may be channeling Kitron. 
( Jack brushed a miniature icicle from his nose.... )